I cant _______ without thinking of _________.

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
edited October 23 in Chit-Chat
I can't hear a Sarah Mclachlan song without thinking of really sad puppies and kitties.

I can't hear Devo and not think of buying a swiffer
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  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    I can't hear a Journey song without singing along at the top of my lungs
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Oh boy, this could get interesting.......:tongue:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I can't listen to Nicki Manaj wihtout thinking of driving my car into a tree.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I cant have my "me" time without thinking of those nasty pics in the NC-17 group, with tufts of *kitten* hair.

    :sick: :angry: RUINING MY "ME" TIME!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I can't drive without thinking of an escape route should I see police in my rearview.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I can't listen to Avril Lavenge (sp) without thinking of a girl I lived with for 30 days....
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    I can't hear Like a Prayer without craving wine coolers.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    I cant have my "me" time without thinking of those nasty pics in the NC-17 group, with tufts of *kitten* hair.

    :sick: :angry: RUINING MY "ME" TIME!

    Still waiting for certain favorites to post :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I cant have my "me" time without thinking of those nasty pics in the NC-17 group, with tufts of *kitten* hair.

    :sick: :angry: RUINING MY "ME" TIME!
    Still waiting for certain favorites to post :heart: :heart: :heart:
    Me too. Get crackin'!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Tell people I work in a funeral home without making a stupid pun.
    "People are dying to get in here" Sorry, I can't help ma self :happy: :blushing:
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
    I cant look at a really big cucumber without thinking about my boyfriend :-)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I can't hear any song from Slippery When Wet without thinking of the summer before middle school.
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    I can't look into a mirror without thinking of how badly I let myself go.
  • Bevkus
    Bevkus Posts: 274 Member
    I cant watch TV without thinking of FOOD
  • MRincrediBURN
    MRincrediBURN Posts: 55
    I cant EAT A BURGER without thinking of DAMN FRIES.
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I can't look at my ex-husband without thinking of him naked.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I can't look at Inked Girls magazine without thinking of horrible... filthy things I'd like to do.
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
    I cant EAT A BURGER without thinking of DAMN FRIES.

    ^^^^^ this :laugh:
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    I can't eat a banana without thinking of penis's......Sorry Truth!!!!
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    I can't watch t.v. without thinking of ALL THE SNACKS I'd like to eat.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I can't look at my ex-husband without thinking of him naked.
    I can't at my ex-husband without wondering why the hell I ever wanted to see him naked.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I cant heat the office hyena without wanting to put a bullet in my head
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
    I can't eat a banana without thinking of penis's......Sorry Truth!!!!

    Lolol...and I always get the bananas that look like they're on steroids. I will purposely eat them while driving. I've gotten some really interesting looks :blushing:
  • skittles1928
    skittles1928 Posts: 57 Member
    I can't hear a phone vibrate without thinking of other things that vibrate. :blushing:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I can't listen to Justin Beiber or Carly Rae Jepsen without thinking about wanting to stab them in the eye with a spoon!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I can't look at my ex-husband without thinking of him naked.
    I can't at my ex-husband without wondering why the hell I ever wanted to see him naked.

    LOL the "bedroom stuff" was the only thing we ever did (and occasionally still do) right :laugh:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I can't listen to Justin Beiber or Carly Rae Jepsen without thinking about wanting to stab them in the eye with a spoon!

    Cheers to that! But I'd use a spork.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    I can't __*kitten*__ without thinking of __*kitten*__.

    Oh c'mon, you know you were all thinking it. Sheesh.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I can't do pelvic thrusts without thinking of your pelvic thrusts.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    I can't ....."wake up, breath, work, eat, or go to sleep"

    Without thinking of......"my baby."
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