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I cant _______ without thinking of _________.

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I can't look at Jillian Michals without thinking of punching her in the face.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?

    Win.
  • toottoots
    toottoots Posts: 67 Member
    I cant poop without thinking of playdoh
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    I can't sit on pot of the double stall at work without thinking of Elaine Benes asking if the neighbor could spare a square.

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I can't lick an ice cream without thinking of the lil man in the boat.

    Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm?

    Well played sir.
    Good one but no.
    Heather HA!
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I can't look at Jillian Michals without thinking of punching her in the face.

    Truth!


    I can't sit down without thinking of all the housework I should be doing.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I can't change a diaper without thinking of Stripe from Gremlins saying, "Gizmo, caca!".
  • I can't listen to Nicki Manaj wihtout thinking of driving my car into a tree.

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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  • I can't ....."wake up, breath, work, eat, or go to sleep"

    Without thinking of......"my baby."

    ditto! :)
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    I can't say 'oh my god' without thinking of 'ermagurd' in my head first
  • I can't ....."wake up, breath, work, eat, or go to sleep"

    Without thinking of......"my baby."

    Win!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I can't hear someone say "stop," without thinking of "collaborate and listen"

    I can't fight this feeling anymore without thinking that I've forgotten what I started fighting for.

    I can't say "so i've got that going for me" without thinking of adding "which is nice."
  • chunkylover22
    chunkylover22 Posts: 162 Member
    I can't drive somewhere without thinking of cigarettes....
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I can't hear someone say "stop," without thinking of "collaborate and listen"


    This made me LOL.
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    I can't hear someone say "stop," without thinking of "collaborate and listen"

    Or it could be STOP...in the name of love
  • Busymomshantell
    Busymomshantell Posts: 126 Member
    I can't hear someone say "stop," without thinking of "collaborate and listen"


    This made me LOL.

    ^^^made me laugh too. And so true!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I can't say "so i've got that going for me" without thinking of adding "which is nice."

    Love!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I can't say 'oh my god' without thinking of 'ermagurd' in my head first

    Er. Ma. Gerd. Me too!!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I can't listen to I'm sexy and I know it without thinking sexy beeoch ;)
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I cant have my "me" time without thinking of those nasty pics in the NC-17 group, with tufts of *kitten* hair.

    :sick: :angry: RUINING MY "ME" TIME!

    I felt so horrible that you had to see so many bad pictures that I decided to help you from running into this issue again by removing you from the group. No need to thank me, I'm there for you bro
  • I cant have my "me" time without thinking of those nasty pics in the NC-17 group, with tufts of *kitten* hair.

    :sick: :angry: RUINING MY "ME" TIME!
    I felt so horrible that you had to see so many bad pictures that I decided to help you from running into this issue again by removing you from the group. No need to thank me, I'm there for you bro
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  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    i cant listen to Shakira's music without thinkng of shaking my hips and looking hot! :)
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    I cant get no satisfaction without thinking of a man in uniform.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I can't listen to certain songs without thinking of the memories they give me.

    I can't sit in a ute without thinking of my first kiss.
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    I can't eat a fudgesicle without thinking of Stephen King.
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    I can't look into a mirror without thinking of how badly I let myself go.
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    I can't think/say "Jesus Christ" without thinking "what a pretty face"
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    I can't see the number 69 without giggling... or getting a bit turned on
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