dropped the ball....

I have friends.. then i dont.. then i get some.. (friends... i knew where you were going with that skitty) and then i lose them, I know i cant be that offensive, as i have only been lurking.. i do my obligatory one posting of hey you are doing great.. sure its to someone that hasnt logged in six months.. but I think that shows dedication to stay away that long...

anywho.. global, I need your help... I Really need to know what I should be doing better!?!?

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I have friends.. then i dont.. then i get some.. (friends... i knew where you were going with that skitty) and then i lose them, I know i cant be that offensive, as i have only been lurking.. i do my obligatory one posting of hey you are doing great.. sure its to someone that hasnt logged in six months.. but I think that shows dedication to stay away that long...

    anywho.. global, I need your help... I Really need to know what I should be doing better!?!?

    don't drop the soap.
  • I have friends.. then i dont.. then i get some.. (friends... i knew where you were going with that skitty) and then i lose them, I know i cant be that offensive, as i have only been lurking.. i do my obligatory one posting of hey you are doing great.. sure its to someone that hasnt logged in six months.. but I think that shows dedication to stay away that long...

    anywho.. global, I need your help... I Really need to know what I should be doing better!?!?

    don't drop the soap.

    but the lather.. makes it slippery!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    try to keep the ball in your hands, cupping it guarantees you won't drop it anymore \m/
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Wearing more bowties, perhaps?
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    My funny is still warming up, so you're going to get a real answer.


    Do you know the names of those who dropped you?

    If you answered no- Then why even bother? They were just another number stalking you. Let em go.

    If you answered yes- Do you care that they left?

    If you answered no- then stop it! STOP IT NOW.

    If you answered yes- Message them about it and ask whats up?

    You shouldnt have to change yourself to keep people on your list, mate.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    try to keep the ball in your hands, cupping it guarantees you won't drop it anymore \m/

    Maintain eye contact while holding said ball.
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    I've lost three friends over the last few weeks. They were people that I talked to (or at least I thought I did) quite often. Then poof, they were gone. I'm not going to stress over it because they must have had a reason to delete me. I'm a very sensitive person so it does bother me when people delete me with no explanation, but I can't let it get to me.

    You shouldn't either. Appreciate the ones you've got. Those who stay with you should mean more anyway, right?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    try to keep the ball in your hands, cupping it guarantees you won't drop it anymore \m/

    Maintain eye contact while holding said ball.

    roll them around the palm of your hand like Ben Wa balls while starting each sentence with "Mother says I......"
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    A lot of them just deactivate for their own reasons...

    but...

    you could show more man cleavage... jus' sayin'!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    hahaaaa! YES!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    you could show more man cleavage... jus' sayin'!

    Or not, which is ok too.
  • you could show more man cleavage... jus' sayin'!

    Or not, which is ok too.

    i agree.. no one likes hairy moobs.. that is.. unless your into them..
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    you could show more man cleavage... jus' sayin'!

    Or not, which is ok too.

    i agree.. no one likes hairy moobs.. that is.. unless your into them..

    If you take a REALLY good picture... you can ask this magical question : " what is this? Man-*kitten*? or moobs?".. Good way to make new friends!!!!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    kiss babies
  • you could show more man cleavage... jus' sayin'!

    Or not, which is ok too.

    i agree.. no one likes hairy moobs.. that is.. unless your into them..

    If you take a REALLY good picture... you can ask this magical question : " what is this? Man-*kitten*? or moobs?".. Good way to make new friends!!!!


    hmm.. what if i post both?
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    dropping-the-ball-what-an-idiot-demotivational-poster-1268681514.jpg?w=459&h=363
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I have friends.. then i dont.. then i get some.. (friends... i knew where you were going with that skitty) and then i lose them, I know i cant be that offensive, as i have only been lurking.. i do my obligatory one posting of hey you are doing great.. sure its to someone that hasnt logged in six months.. but I think that shows dedication to stay away that long...

    anywho.. global, I need your help... I Really need to knowwhat I should be doing better!?!?

    Answer to bolded part.....Not giving a fck.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    OP is like:

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    Because some of his "friends" left.

    The thing is...his motivation was always like:

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    And so all his "friends" were like:

    luke-skywalker-noooooo_zps31c062b4.jpg

    So, he's now all like:

    Ontiveros_LG_Drunk_of_love.jpg
  • OP is like:

    458b26240c44a37ae22524cca5ff1213.gif

    Because some of his "friends" left.

    The thing is...his motivation was always like:

    motivator21d48a282680288423d9ca9864e0cc49e4209cc6_zps7b9c45cf.jpg

    And so all his "friends" were like:

    luke-skywalker-noooooo_zps31c062b4.jpg

    So, he's now all like:

    Ontiveros_LG_Drunk_of_love.jpg

    quit using photo bucket for pics!!! i cant see them!!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Sorry. You missed out though...they're really funny.
  • Sorry. You missed out though...they're really funny.

    unexcusable!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Nevermind