1 Pill Secret

iAMsmiling
iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
When asked how I've lost my bit of weight and manage to keep myself fit at 50+ I share my little 1 pill secret.
I tell them that they just need to take 1 low dosage aspirin a day. The key, of course, is WHEN you take the aspirin.

Ends up, the pill is only effective if taken 5 times a week, immediately after 90 minutes of working your *kitten* off in the gym.

Works every time.

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  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    You Win.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Of course it's always the magic pill...
  • bookini
    bookini Posts: 4
    Aspirin is also really effective birth control...you just keep a tablet between your knees at all times.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    AHA!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    When asked how I've lost my bit of weight and manage to keep myself fit at 50+ I share my little 1 pill secret.
    I tell them that they just need to take 1 low dosage aspirin a day. The key, of course, is WHEN you take the aspirin.

    Ends up, the pill is only effective if taken 5 times a week, immediately after 90 minutes of working your *kitten* off in the gym.

    Works every time.

    What I want to know is how you and Richard Pryor broke out of that jail that one time. I watched the movie, but I still have questions. I think that information could come in handy, especially if secret pills are involved.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    but i was told that pill timing doesn't matter
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Win!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Aspirin is also really effective birth control...you just keep a tablet between your knees at all times.

    Not as effective as you would think....
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    but i was told that pill timing doesn't matter

    Well, experiment if you like, but I know what works for me.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    but i was told that pill timing doesn't matter

    Well, experiment if you like, but I know what works for me.

    My cousin (who knows a guy who lost a ton of weight) just told me that you should take the pill first thing in the morning to kick start your matabolism, but then the next day, to take it a little bit later - that keeps your body guessing. just make it a little later and later each day, but once you hit 6 o'clock, do not take it after 6 o'clock because it will signal the body to store fat, so at that point, just start over and take it first thing in the morning, which will again super-charge your matabolism.

    See this is why i love the internet and forums. I don't HAVE to experiment. i can just find this stuff out from very knowledgeable fat people who know everything.
  • bookini
    bookini Posts: 4
    There is a very large elephant in here!
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    There is a very large elephant in here!

    omg how dare you call me an elephant! that's so rude!
  • bookini
    bookini Posts: 4
    It had to be said. Sorry.
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