A Man and His Wife Go Grocery Shopping
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
He never knew what hit him...
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
He never knew what hit him...
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hahahhaha0
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Funny. :laugh:0
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:0
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Hahahahaha!!!:D0
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LOL !!!! awesome0
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LMAO...0
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True story...got the black eye to prove it! LOL!0
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I'm so tired and out of it that i read it as "ice cream" and not face cream. I think i'm secretly craving lol.0
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Brilliant :P!0
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I almost spit my coffee out. Good one.0
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Lol - trouble is, Budweiser effect will wear off quickly :-)0
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Cute0
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I'm probably going to get slugged just for reading this. SO funny!0
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lol! Thanks for sharing!
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LMAO!0
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