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    In need of smart a$$es....

    Posts: 446 Member
    edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
    I have some pretty awesome friends on here so far, but have had to get rid of a few that were to whiny and full of excuses when they couldn't workout or ate bad...or I offended them with my mouth...blah blah blah...so I would like to find my kind of peeps. Smart a$$es, no filters, truth hurts, wicked sense of humor, brutally honest, perverse (in a good way, not in the "I gotta block you kinda way) and most importantly motivated and dedicated.....come out come out wherever you are ;-)

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    • Posts: 697
      yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, finally some one 26, "going to the gym right away"
    • Posts: 414 Member
      Add me b i t c h e s
    • Posts: 277 Member
      I'm smart and I have an *kitten*.
    • Posts: 446 Member
      Minnesota...you inspired this thread. Feel honored bizzznatch ;-)
    • Posts: 407 Member
      better then being a dumbass....add me :)
    • Posts: 2,478 Member
      add me, know how to talk nice naughty dirty talk.
    • Posts: 1,896 Member
      ... you called?
    • Posts: 4,741 Member
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    • Posts: 1,151
      yes yes yes
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
      No
    • Posts: 549
      Thank you for calling 1-800 -smart@$$ how can I help you today?
    • Posts: 2,273 Member
      No
      I concur no.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      Look up dirty_blonde. She's looking for new friends. Seriously. You're welcome. :smile:
    • Posts: 446 Member
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      I concur no.

      Get the fu*k off my thread then bitc*s....Yea, I concur with that....
    • Posts: 2,645 Member
      Feel free to add me. My level of smartassery depends on the day, but I do my best to maintain my workouts and calories.
    • Posts: 2,273 Member
      Why yuo so mad?
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
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      Get the fu*k off my thread then bitc*s....Yea, I concur with that....

      no
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      no

      Your SmartA$$ery makes me giggle :P
    • Posts: 2,009 Member
      Do I need to slap you around a little more? Why you steppin' out on me, I mean us, looking for other people to be mean to you?

      Get back here and make me a god damned sammich!
    • Posts: 446 Member
      Do I need to slap you around a little more? Why you steppin' out on me, I mean us, looking for other people to be mean to you?

      Get back here and make me a god damned sammich!

      Slap? Don't tease me with a good time baby...you know I like it rough....and if I can walk to the kitchen to make you a sammich when you're done, ya didn't fuc*in do it right!

      And I ain't made...that was foreplay ;)
    • Posts: 2,009 Member
      Stop talking! Who said you could take the rubber ball out?!??
    • Posts: 2,009 Member
      Or should I say:

      'you know, one day I might just work up the courage to ask you to make me a sandwich'?

      That's what works for you more isn't it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
      Or should I say:

      'you know, one day I might just work up the courage to ask you to make me a sandwich'?

      That's what works for you more isn't it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      how YOU doin?
    • Posts: 446 Member
      Stop talking! Who said you could take the rubber ball out?!??

      Okay honey...don't get carried away just cause I let you pretend to be in charge tonight....you know you're really my bit*h.

      Now stop before I handcuff your *kitten* to the bed......again.....
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      Okay honey...don't get carried away just cause I let you pretend to be in charge tonight....you know you're really my bit*h.

      Now stop before I handcuff your *kitten* to the bed......again.....

      That's why he's getting carried away. Because he knows you know that he wants it.
    • Posts: 446 Member
      He's a good bit*h most of the time....just gets a little naughty when his blood sugar gets low....nothing whips, chains and handcuffs won't fix.
    • Posts: 812 Member
      I so agree with you.. Tell it how it is. Add me I will always tell you what I think if you want to know or not!
    • Posts: 96 Member
      PICK ME! PICK ME!
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      lmao what the fak
    • Posts: 60
      Ooooh! I could do with a few more awesome smart a$$e$ on my list! I often forget to filter what I say .. I think my personal filter got torn up at some point!
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