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In need of smart a$$es....

Jonesie86
Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
I have some pretty awesome friends on here so far, but have had to get rid of a few that were to whiny and full of excuses when they couldn't workout or ate bad...or I offended them with my mouth...blah blah blah...so I would like to find my kind of peeps. Smart a$$es, no filters, truth hurts, wicked sense of humor, brutally honest, perverse (in a good way, not in the "I gotta block you kinda way) and most importantly motivated and dedicated.....come out come out wherever you are ;-)
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  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, finally some one 26, "going to the gym right away"
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    Add me b i t c h e s
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    I'm smart and I have an *kitten*.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Minnesota...you inspired this thread. Feel honored bizzznatch ;-)
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    better then being a dumbass....add me :)
  • mineboy
    mineboy Posts: 2,478 Member
    add me, know how to talk nice naughty dirty talk.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    ... you called?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • Josh_H
    Josh_H Posts: 1,151
    yes yes yes
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    No
  • 05saleengirl
    05saleengirl Posts: 549
    Thank you for calling 1-800 -smart@$$ how can I help you today?
  • AntWrig
    AntWrig Posts: 2,273 Member
    No
    I concur no.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Look up dirty_blonde. She's looking for new friends. Seriously. You're welcome. :smile:
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    No
    I concur no.

    Get the fu*k off my thread then bitc*s....Yea, I concur with that....
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    Feel free to add me. My level of smartassery depends on the day, but I do my best to maintain my workouts and calories.
  • AntWrig
    AntWrig Posts: 2,273 Member
    Why yuo so mad?
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    No
    I concur no.

    Get the fu*k off my thread then bitc*s....Yea, I concur with that....

    no
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    No
    I concur no.

    Get the fu*k off my thread then bitc*s....Yea, I concur with that....

    no

    Your SmartA$$ery makes me giggle :P
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Do I need to slap you around a little more? Why you steppin' out on me, I mean us, looking for other people to be mean to you?

    Get back here and make me a god damned sammich!
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Do I need to slap you around a little more? Why you steppin' out on me, I mean us, looking for other people to be mean to you?

    Get back here and make me a god damned sammich!

    Slap? Don't tease me with a good time baby...you know I like it rough....and if I can walk to the kitchen to make you a sammich when you're done, ya didn't fuc*in do it right!

    And I ain't made...that was foreplay ;)
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Stop talking! Who said you could take the rubber ball out?!??
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Or should I say:

    'you know, one day I might just work up the courage to ask you to make me a sandwich'?

    That's what works for you more isn't it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Or should I say:

    'you know, one day I might just work up the courage to ask you to make me a sandwich'?

    That's what works for you more isn't it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    how YOU doin?
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Stop talking! Who said you could take the rubber ball out?!??

    Okay honey...don't get carried away just cause I let you pretend to be in charge tonight....you know you're really my bit*h.

    Now stop before I handcuff your *kitten* to the bed......again.....
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Stop talking! Who said you could take the rubber ball out?!??

    Okay honey...don't get carried away just cause I let you pretend to be in charge tonight....you know you're really my bit*h.

    Now stop before I handcuff your *kitten* to the bed......again.....

    That's why he's getting carried away. Because he knows you know that he wants it.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    He's a good bit*h most of the time....just gets a little naughty when his blood sugar gets low....nothing whips, chains and handcuffs won't fix.
  • thoseblueeyes
    thoseblueeyes Posts: 812 Member
    I so agree with you.. Tell it how it is. Add me I will always tell you what I think if you want to know or not!
  • shamansa
    shamansa Posts: 96 Member
    PICK ME! PICK ME!
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    lmao what the fak
  • Taimarra
    Taimarra Posts: 60
    Ooooh! I could do with a few more awesome smart a$$e$ on my list! I often forget to filter what I say .. I think my personal filter got torn up at some point!
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