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Why won't women date men that make threads about

TylerJ76
TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
why women won't date them??
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  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    knew that was coming....
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Because they are doing research on how to make us better sandwiches.

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  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
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  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    No onions plz

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    No onions plz

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    This sammich is improperly made...no veggies should be touching the bread...that makes the bread soggy. I'm sorry but the guy in this pic fails at Sammich 101...
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    No onions plz

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    This sammich is improperly made...no veggies should be touching the bread...that makes the bread soggy. I'm sorry but the guy in this pic fails at Sammich 101...


    This is why men need women.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    No onions plz

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    This sammich is improperly made...no veggies should be touching the bread...that makes the bread soggy. I'm sorry but the guy in this pic fails at Sammich 101...

    Agreed. The cheese must be placed against the bread such to act as a buffer zome between the soft dryness of the bread (sounds like an oxymoron, but its not I assure you) and the watery moistness of said vegetabular ingredients. There must also be some sort of lubrication on the other piece of bread in the form of mayo or mustardy goodness or another piece of cheese buffer to ease in the swallowing of said delicious sammich and prevent choking on its awesome goodness. Deluxe sammiches may also include items such as crunchy potato chips at the last second for texture purposes, if included in said ingestors macros for the current day.

    Edited to include a side in the way of perhaps a pickle and a beverage of ones choice.

    Sammich on, peeps.
  • CaptChad75
    CaptChad75 Posts: 115
    And it must be cut long way. Not that triangular crap where you bite the corner and the first full bite is bread and mustard.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    I disagree...there is no improper way to make a sammich. If the damned thing tastes good, it's good. Hell, it all comes together in the mouth as you chew then comes out together as you sit on the throne.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    I disagree...there is no improper way to make a sammich. If the damned thing tastes good, it's good. Hell, it all comes together in the mouth as you chew then comes out together as you sit on the throne.

    You have officially been banned from ever making my sammich :grumble:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I disagree...there is no improper way to make a sammich. If the damned thing tastes good, it's good. Hell, it all comes together in the mouth as you chew then comes out together as you sit on the throne.

    You've clearly never had a properly made sammich...you have my sympathies
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    No onions plz

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    This sammich is improperly made...no veggies should be touching the bread...that makes the bread soggy. I'm sorry but the guy in this pic fails at Sammich 101...


    This is why men need women.

    I'm a woman and I've always had veggies touch the bread....didn't make mine soggy. Eat your sandwich right away? I can't wait. lol
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    why women won't date them??

    Bingo! It's because no woman wants a whiny man!
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    Aw heck, now I don't know if I want a date or a sammich.

    Maybe I could make a date a sammich?

    Maybe I could get fancy and take a date out for a sammich?

    Maybe I should just stick with what I'm good at and eat a sammich and forget all about the date?

    Decisions, decisions. Should I start a thread asking for advice?
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Whiny men AND women are the worst creations around.

    PS: In all fairness, I don't think anyone was whining in those other threads though.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    My bread don't get soggy 'cuz I toast it. WUT.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I'll take your onions fitbeto. I like the sammich cut in a triangle and in fact cut that thing into 4 triangles. Oh and I don't care what order its layered in, the damn thing wont be around long enough to get soggy.

    Scratch that order. I'll take a whole onion (forgot apple today) and a nice big sloppy PB&J with Doritos in the middle. Ok? Thx! :tongue:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My bread don't get soggy 'cuz I toast it. WUT.

    Toast makes for entirely different sammich experience
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Because they are doing research on how to make us better sandwiches.

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    :laugh:
  • ladioffaith
    ladioffaith Posts: 49
    Men don't make passes at girls with fat ... assets.

    There, I said it!
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    This thread just made my day.... :happy:
  • JuneyJo
    JuneyJo Posts: 182 Member
    Aw heck, now I don't know if I want a date or a sammich.

    Maybe I could make a date a sammich?

    Maybe I could get fancy and take a date out for a sammich?

    Maybe I should just stick with what I'm good at and eat a sammich and forget all about the date?

    Decisions, decisions. Should I start a thread asking for advice?

    :bigsmile: Should I wait for your thread asking for advice before I respond to your post?
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    Aw heck, now I don't know if I want a date or a sammich.

    Maybe I could make a date a sammich?

    Maybe I could get fancy and take a date out for a sammich?

    Maybe I should just stick with what I'm good at and eat a sammich and forget all about the date?

    Decisions, decisions. Should I start a thread asking for advice?

    :bigsmile: Should I wait for your thread asking for advice before I respond to your post?
    The starting of the thread has been delayed due to a crumbs, mayo residue and keyboard incident so respond away. :tongue:
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    My husband thought it was my job to make him a sandwich..once.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    The sammich is the best if it is cut into four triangles. They are appetizing to look at (much moreso than those silly squares) and there's less wind resistance as you're cramming them into your throat hole.
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    Agreed. The cheese must be placed against the bread such to act as a buffer zome between the soft dryness of the bread (sounds like an oxymoron, but its not I assure you) and the watery moistness of said vegetabular ingredients. There must also be some sort of lubrication on the other piece of bread in the form of mayo or mustardy goodness or another piece of cheese buffer to ease in the swallowing of said delicious sammich and prevent choking on its awesome goodness. Deluxe sammiches may also include items such as crunchy potato chips at the last second for texture purposes, if included in said ingestors macros for the current day.

    Edited to include a side in the way of perhaps a pickle and a beverage of ones choice.

    Sammich on, peeps.

    Please be my internet wife, if only for the word "vegtabular"... let alone the entire style of this message
  • chunkylover22
    chunkylover22 Posts: 162 Member
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  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    Aw heck, now I don't know if I want a date or a sammich.

    Maybe I could make a date a sammich?

    Maybe I could get fancy and take a date out for a sammich?

    Maybe I should just stick with what I'm good at and eat a sammich and forget all about the date?

    Decisions, decisions. Should I start a thread asking for advice?

    You made me laugh out-loud to myself at work...now my co-workers think I'm even crazier than before :sad:
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