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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    That **tch slapped Archer....meh, he probably deserved it.
  • chunkylover22
    chunkylover22 Posts: 162 Member

    That **tch slapped Archer....meh, he probably deserved it.

    Takes a B***ch to know a B***ch.

    Just saying.

    :laugh:
  • Dawnymaries
    Dawnymaries Posts: 109 Member
    You whine because you want sympathy and attention and... it's not something women are looking for in a partner. Lol.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    The starting of the thread has been delayed due to a crumbs, mayo residue and keyboard incident so respond away. :tongue:
    Just be sure to wipe knife between sammiches as to not create another thread about subway and their crumb mayo cross contamination itthues....
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Agreed. The cheese must be placed against the bread such to act as a buffer zome between the soft dryness of the bread (sounds like an oxymoron, but its not I assure you) and the watery moistness of said vegetabular ingredients. There must also be some sort of lubrication on the other piece of bread in the form of mayo or mustardy goodness or another piece of cheese buffer to ease in the swallowing of said delicious sammich and prevent choking on its awesome goodness. Deluxe sammiches may also include items such as crunchy potato chips at the last second for texture purposes, if included in said ingestors macros for the current day.

    Edited to include a side in the way of perhaps a pickle and a beverage of ones choice.

    Sammich on, peeps.

    Please be my internet wife, if only for the word "vegtabular"... let alone the entire style of this message

    Done and done! Sammich? :love:
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    Aw heck, now I don't know if I want a date or a sammich.

    Maybe I could make a date a sammich?

    Maybe I could get fancy and take a date out for a sammich?

    Maybe I should just stick with what I'm good at and eat a sammich and forget all about the date?

    Decisions, decisions. Should I start a thread asking for advice?

    You made me laugh out-loud to myself at work...now my co-workers think I'm even crazier than before :sad:
    Sorry :flowerforyou: :tongue:
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