Just plain WRONG christmas lyrics

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,



---all I'm thinking is get a job and get it yourself, lady!

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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    And the Christmas bells that ring there

    Are the clanging chimes of doom

    We'll, tonight, thank God, it's them

    Instead of you
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    And the Christmas bells that ring there

    Are the clanging chimes of doom

    We'll, tonight, thank God, it's them

    Instead of you

    I know. This one kills me!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Used to say this one as part of my act:



    "He'll say are you married...we'll say no man.. but you can do the job when you're in town...



    Do they f*<k the snowman??"
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    And remember, if you're not wearing the right footwear, they won't let you in heaven when you die. So if you're mom's on her last breath, go shopping instead of spending her final moments by her side. She'll appreciate it.

    * * * * *

    On another topic, I worked with a girl who thought "Dominic the Donkey" was "Time to lick the donkey."

    I don't even want to know.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    The entirety of "Baby, it's cold outside" makes me twitch. Horrible.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    The entirety of "Baby, it's cold outside" makes me twitch. Horrible.

    I think he poisons her drink to get her to stay. It sounds a little date rape like.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,250 Member
    The entirety of "Baby, it's cold outside" makes me twitch. Horrible.

    I think he poisons her drink to get her to stay. It sounds a little date rape like.

    My sister and I call it the rapey song. Its great right up until you listen to it.
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Can't stand any of those...oh, and the STUPID hippopotamus song! :explode:
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    The entirety of "Baby, it's cold outside" makes me twitch. Horrible.

    Yeah, it's bad news bears.
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