"We had a diarhea blowout the other day"...

n0ob
n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
edited January 6 in Chit-Chat
Mothers of kids in diapers...seriously, I don't wanna hear that ****. Here, now it's your problem too.
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    missed an ARGH!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Thank you for sharing. I cherish these moments.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Don't forget the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting...that's always fun too
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    One time I had a blowout in my sleep
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    Don't forget the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting...that's always fun too

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  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.

    Poor thing is just not a public pooper.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.

    Pooing is private! :angry:
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.

    Poor thing is just not a public pooper.

    public water slash back is the worst
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    It's actually spelled "diarrhea." :wink:
  • Melo1966
    Melo1966 Posts: 881 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.

    Pooing is private! :angry:

    My daughter is in high school and still is this way.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    One time I had a blowout in my sleep

    Those are the WORST!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    When you're sliding into third
    And you feel a greasy turd
    That's .........
  • Joshacham
    Joshacham Posts: 467 Member
    I don't know what's going on in here... but I like it.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:

    I'm so glad I'm not in that group anymore..
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:

    What a sh1tshow that group is.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:
    What a sh1tshow that group is.
    Now, more than ever.
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276 Member
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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:
    What a sh1tshow that group is.
    Now, more than ever.

    POOP there it is!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:

    dafuq.jpg

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Good thread noob, good thread.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:
    What a sh1tshow that group is.
    Now, more than ever.
    POOP there it is!
    From POOP to OOPS. I meant to say that the guy posted pics of his stool, not this stool.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My daughter came home sick from school today because she had a stomach ache. I suspect she just didn't want to poop at school.
    Pooing is private! :angry:
    Unless you're that dude in the NC-17 group that posted pics of this stool. As if mutant organs and unkempt crotch shots weren't enough, now they are achieving pleasure from showing each other their stool. :sick:
    What a sh1tshow that group is.
    Now, more than ever.
    POOP there it is!
    From POOP to OOPS. I meant to say that the guy posted pics of his stool, not this stool.
    If you want to see the dude's stool, request an invite to his private stool-sharing group here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/795754-have-a-dirty-dirty-mind
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    www.stfuparentsblog.com

    A whole site dedicated to ragging on parental over-sharers. I literally laugh until I cry sometimes...

    Today one of my FB friends was talking about the green gunk draining from her son's ear. I was like, really? Not a need to know thing.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    public water splash back is the worst

    Actually airport toilet water is the worst. Who knows what kind of stuff is floating around in there? That's why I take my shirt off, place it on the coat hook, grab onto it like reins, and hover. I don't want some kind of Singapore Slug splashing up there!

    http://rmbr.nus.edu.sg/nis/bulletin2009/2009nis1-7.pdf
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