the tequila worm diet

bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
edited January 6 in Chit-Chat
A friend of mine started the tequila worm diet about 3 years ago. You're supposed to drink a bottle of tequila daily, do whatever exercise you're still capable of, and right before falling asl...er, passing out you ingest the worm at the bottom of the bottle. She hasn't lost much weight, but she did gain a pregnancy, about seven different STDs, has had to change her cell number no less than 13 times, has 3 autographed bras (that I know of) hanging on display at local establishments, and had to change her "panty of the month" subscription to "panty of the day" cause she keeps losing them.....

Anyone think I should try this out?

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    yes
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I was on this diet in my early 20's
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    You're mocking my thread that is mocking the other Diet Of The Week threads? lol
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  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a proper question.

    Let me try again.

    Are you a fan of Pearl Jam? When I listen to them, I feel like Eddie Vedder's microphone is plugged directly into my heart.
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  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    no, I'm not a fan of Pearl Jam... I prefer Pearl Necklace....
    Now I'm just sad. That's no way to live your life!

    Maybe you just haven't found the right Pearl Jam song.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    A friend of mine started the tequila worm diet about 3 years ago. You're supposed to drink a bottle of tequila daily, do whatever exercise you're still capable of, and right before falling asl...er, passing out you ingest the worm at the bottom of the bottle. She hasn't lost much weight, but she did gain a pregnancy, about seven different STDs, has had to change her cell number no less than 13 times, has 3 autographed bras (that I know of) hanging on display at local establishments, and had to change her "panty of the month" subscription to "panty of the day" cause she keeps losing them.....

    Anyone think I should try this out?

    @OP - Where can I get a list of the pretty women on this great diet?..... I want to be their workout partner! :laugh:
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