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Your summarizing quote of 2012
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"I just want to go home"0
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What I can't remember, my friends won't let me forget.0
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"I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.0
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"Oh this is not good" as I held my hand up and had a knife stuck in it.0
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"You're to real", said the ex0
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"Almost made it..."0
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"I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.
for real? you win0 -
da *kitten*?0
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It is tough to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by pigeons0
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"Daddy, you need a beer." says my 5-year old.
Raising the boy right.0 -
"Ain't nothin' but a peanut"0
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"This just isn't working anymore," said my wife.0
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"Freedom, fk yeh!"
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"I'm a special peanut-butter-filled snowflake, damnit!"0 -
OVER!!!!!0
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"I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.
oh dear god... here have a bro hug, bro. You definitely earned it
And kudos to grandpa!0 -
"Freedom, fk yeh!"
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"I'm a special peanut-butter-filled snowflake, damnit!"
Did someone say "peanut-butter"??0 -
"Really?" - as said to every negative thing that happened this year, from IRS woes to a staggering list of medical issues and surgeries between my hubby and I.
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"Thank you" - my response to everyone who showed us love and support this year; thank you that my hubby is finally doing better after his 5th major surgery this year, and thank you - to myself for realizing I am still worth it and for having gotten my fat butt back in gear to lose weight.0 -
More of a convo:
"Y'know how people call it beef curtains - what does a vegetarian call it?" "Cabbage?" "So I pork your cabbage?" "Omg, stuffed cabbage! We've been making golabki! Mom would be proud"
I work at a deli.
(No I don't.)0 -
Did you bring the brake fluid? or Do you have any brake fluid?0
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*kitten* YOU HILL
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Noooo, don't stop her, let her roll to the bottom.0 -
If you never quit, you never have to start over.0
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John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "F**k you, thunder! / You can suck my d**k! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
[blow raspberries]0 -
Old bossman: "You're moving to Ottawa.... Why? Whats out there? Do you have a job set up?"
Me:"Because I can. I'm young and I'm not getting stuck here. As for having a job, those are details minor minor details"
Old bossman: "See you here in a month asking for your job back, gotcha"
4 months later and I'm in a way better place! Hell yes!0 -
Be miserable or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice!0 -
"What do you want me to say? Congratulations or I'm sorry?" hehe0
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I'm strong than I thought I was!0
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He who limps is still walking. (Quote by - Stanislaw Lec). I broke my hip and knee in October. And this is how I am ending my year. Fighting to stay on track and staying positive.0
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Did you bring the brake fluid? or Do you have any brake fluid?
LMAO
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*kitten* YOU HILL
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Noooo, don't stop her, let her roll to the bottom.
Oh Warrior Dash...you can bite me. ♥♥0 -
Me to bestie after the best weekend of my life " 27 times in four days, LIKE A BOSS"
Her: " Wait what.......WTF, can you walk properly and how did you have time for everything else"?
Me: Yes, yes I can walk and got no sleep....Sex wins over sleep anyday, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Her: "You are my hero"
Me: "Nope just a sexually charged crazy bi$%h"
Her: "I need to get laid"0
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