Your summarizing quote of 2012

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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"Do you think I broke it?" asked as I dangled my very, very fractured finger in front of my fiance.
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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "I just want to go home"
  • dantrick
    dantrick Posts: 369 Member
    What I can't remember, my friends won't let me forget.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    "I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    "Oh this is not good" as I held my hand up and had a knife stuck in it.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    "You're to real", said the ex
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    "Almost made it..."
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    "I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.

    for real? you win
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    da *kitten*?
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    It is tough to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by pigeons
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    "Daddy, you need a beer." says my 5-year old.

    Raising the boy right.
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    "Ain't nothin' but a peanut"
  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
    "This just isn't working anymore," said my wife.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    "Freedom, fk yeh!"

    and

    "I'm a special peanut-butter-filled snowflake, damnit!"
  • OlyOtis
    OlyOtis Posts: 70 Member
    OVER!!!!!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    "I'm gong upstairs to bang ya Grandmother." - My Grandfather.

    oh dear god... here have a bro hug, bro. You definitely earned it

    And kudos to grandpa!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "Freedom, fk yeh!"

    and

    "I'm a special peanut-butter-filled snowflake, damnit!"

    Did someone say "peanut-butter"??
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
    "Really?" - as said to every negative thing that happened this year, from IRS woes to a staggering list of medical issues and surgeries between my hubby and I.

    and...

    "Thank you" - my response to everyone who showed us love and support this year; thank you that my hubby is finally doing better after his 5th major surgery this year, and thank you - to myself for realizing I am still worth it and for having gotten my fat butt back in gear to lose weight.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    More of a convo:

    "Y'know how people call it beef curtains - what does a vegetarian call it?" "Cabbage?" "So I pork your cabbage?" "Omg, stuffed cabbage! We've been making golabki! Mom would be proud"

    I work at a deli.

    (No I don't.)
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Did you bring the brake fluid? or Do you have any brake fluid?
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    And....

    *kitten* YOU HILL

    And...

    Noooo, don't stop her, let her roll to the bottom.
  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    If you never quit, you never have to start over.
  • Destinie589
    Destinie589 Posts: 211
    John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "F**k you, thunder! / You can suck my d**k! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
    [blow raspberries]
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    Old bossman: "You're moving to Ottawa.... Why? Whats out there? Do you have a job set up?"
    Me:"Because I can. I'm young and I'm not getting stuck here. As for having a job, those are details minor minor details"
    Old bossman: "See you here in a month asking for your job back, gotcha"
    4 months later and I'm in a way better place! Hell yes!
  • annas3911
    annas3911 Posts: 46
    Be miserable or motivate yourself.
    Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice!
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    "What do you want me to say? Congratulations or I'm sorry?" hehe
  • HeatherMN
    HeatherMN Posts: 3,821 Member
    I'm strong than I thought I was!
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    He who limps is still walking. (Quote by - Stanislaw Lec). I broke my hip and knee in October. And this is how I am ending my year. Fighting to stay on track and staying positive.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Did you bring the brake fluid? or Do you have any brake fluid?

    LMAO

    *facepalm*
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    And....

    *kitten* YOU HILL

    And...

    Noooo, don't stop her, let her roll to the bottom.

    Oh Warrior Dash...you can bite me. ♥♥
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    Me to bestie after the best weekend of my life " 27 times in four days, LIKE A BOSS"

    Her: " Wait what.......WTF, can you walk properly and how did you have time for everything else"?

    Me: Yes, yes I can walk and got no sleep....Sex wins over sleep anyday, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

    Her: "You are my hero"

    Me: "Nope just a sexually charged crazy bi$%h"

    Her: "I need to get laid"

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