What did they do to make the naughty list?

@btwalsh: You kicked Santa in the cajones, because you thought he was one of your gym stalkers.

Jamien - LOLOLOL!!! I have ZERO gym stalkers. In fact, I have never spoken at my gym, been about nine months.

The reason Santa kicked me in the sirloin is because I was sticking up for you! Mrs. Claus walked by us and you laughed at her choice of (fashion) boots.

decapitating barbie dolls

You wore white after labor day.

You used a man just for his yacht

she sang santa baby to a Priest

Sat on Santas knee and was wiggling too much

Ate yellow snow.

rode Rudolf a little too much

Left out an "e."