What did they do to make the naughty list?

@btwalsh: You kicked Santa in the cajones, because you thought he was one of your gym stalkers.

Jamien - LOLOLOL!!! I have ZERO gym stalkers. In fact, I have never spoken at my gym, been about nine months.

The reason Santa kicked me in the sirloin is because I was sticking up for you! Mrs. Claus walked by us and you laughed at her choice of (fashion) boots.

decapitating barbie dolls

You wore white after labor day.

You used a man just for his yacht

she sang santa baby to a Priest

Sat on Santas knee and was wiggling too much

Ate yellow snow.

rode Rudolf a little too much

Left out an "e."

Beat the crap out of a Cleveland Browns fan?

he ate santa

I can't top that right now. Good one.

and I am on that list because I was effing rude with that comment - sorry dude and thanks for taking it with humor

I laughed man! Some people take things seriously and I am not one of them.

I look forward to exchanging zings in the future.

Flashing

Played Santa at a bachelorette party