The London Lawyer and the Irish Garda

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish
Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education
than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the Garda's expense!!

Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop
sign."

London Lawyer says , "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
And registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop, that's the law.. License and registration, please!"


London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket.."


Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair.. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and
starts beating the cr*p out of the lawyer with it and says,

"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"