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Funniest NSVs of 2012
BigDnSW
Posts: 641 Member
OK...here's mine...show me yours_____________________________________________
NSV: Funny, but True!
Yesterday after work, I had changed into my evening clothes...a pair of gym shorts (now way too big and I forgot to tie the drawstring) and an oversized T shirt....yup, going "commando". I was walking to the kitchen to prep dinner with SW (SuperWife) as we usually do. It's fun and romantic.
Well, I got there and had to sneeze real bad that before I could stop it or turn away, I sneezed out a huge one. I mean a monster sneeze. I sneezed so hard that when I exhaled, my shorts hit the floor around my ankles.
Totally unphased after 33+ years of marriage and my antics, SW smiled and said, "I don't beleive you've ever used that come on line before." Before I could recover, we both laughed.
Thankful for the inches and weight loss. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
Till next time,
Big D
NSV: Funny, but True!
Yesterday after work, I had changed into my evening clothes...a pair of gym shorts (now way too big and I forgot to tie the drawstring) and an oversized T shirt....yup, going "commando". I was walking to the kitchen to prep dinner with SW (SuperWife) as we usually do. It's fun and romantic.
Well, I got there and had to sneeze real bad that before I could stop it or turn away, I sneezed out a huge one. I mean a monster sneeze. I sneezed so hard that when I exhaled, my shorts hit the floor around my ankles.
Totally unphased after 33+ years of marriage and my antics, SW smiled and said, "I don't beleive you've ever used that come on line before." Before I could recover, we both laughed.
Thankful for the inches and weight loss. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
Till next time,
Big D
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Hysterical!!!0
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That's pretty funny, LOL!!!!!!!0
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lol. Too funny!0
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As it has often been said...the truth is often funnier than fiction.0
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Nothing is as motivating as humor! :laugh:0
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LOVE it Big D....my husband walks around naked :noway: all the time..SMDH!!
My favorite NSV is my double chin going away...I have a face now!!:flowerforyou:0 -
Similar story...
Summer time....I didnt realize how loose my pants were until I bent over in the dairy section at my grocery store and they dropped to the floor! I was stunned for a few seconds before pulling them up. My dad was with me and just said "guess it's time for new pants!"0 -
LOVE it Big D....my husband walks around naked :noway: all the time..SMDH!!
My favorite NSV is my double chin going away...I have a face now!!:flowerforyou:
Cool about your double chin! Your hubby..thanks for the share...I think :noway:0 -
Hilarious!
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haha. nice0
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SW - I though this was sweet wife ;-)0
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Haha! This just made my day
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hahaha... so funny!!!0
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amazing story! Congrats!0
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Lol!! That's great!!!0
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SW - I though this was sweet wife ;-)
That, too!0
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