FUNNY! Song lyrics **bored out of my gourd

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
edited January 7 in Chit-Chat
From Air Supply-Making love out of nothing at all.


I can make the runner stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock



NO, you are Air Supply. You supplied us with some pleasant little love ballads in the 80's. BUT I am CERTAIN you did NOT make all the stadiums rock. :)

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  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078 Member
    I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
    I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the
    head like I'd like to
    I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
    I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
    I pray all your dreams never come true
    Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078 Member
    I pray your tire blows out at 110.
    I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with
    his and her tattoos.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    The lyrics to "strokin" give me the heebie jeevies bigtime too.
  • dark_light
    dark_light Posts: 162 Member
    Funny lyrics?

    Blondes
    Brunettes
    Redheads... more like dreadheads!
    Ohmygod!

    Hey there
    I like your hair
    Who does your hair?
    I wanna go there

    Pshyeah
    I like your hair
    Who does your hair?
    I wanna go there
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I got a freaky ole lady
    name a cocaine Katy
    who embroideries on my jeans
    I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
    drivin' my limousine
    Now it's all designed to blow our minds
    but our minds won't really be blown
    Like the blow that'll getcha
    when you get your picture
    on the cover of the Rollin' Stone
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  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I...love...my, my Domino's ma-an!
    I...love...my, my Domino's ma-an!
    I...love...my, my Domino's ma-an!

    It's cheesy and yum
    Cheesy and yum and
    Makes me spit out my gum

    I love my, my Domino's ma-an!

    ::crazy three chord punk rock breakdown::

    \m/ high school punk rock experiments whaaaaaaat! \m/
  • dark_light
    dark_light Posts: 162 Member
    Come on, baby,
    Keep it down.
    Honey, hush your lips.
    Clothes trailing
    From the backdoor
    To the bedroom
    And I don't even know your name.
    Give me all you've got.
    Make this night worth my time,
    Make this worth my time (oh!)

    0.0
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
    AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
    BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
    SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
  • dark_light
    dark_light Posts: 162 Member
    Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
    'Cause you know what?
    I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer
    With your name on it
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
    'Cause you know what?
    I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer
    With your name on it

    egads
  • dark_light
    dark_light Posts: 162 Member
    Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
    'Cause you know what?
    I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer
    With your name on it

    egads

    xD
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