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    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Do you think we are that easy that 3 pretty girls all snuggled together will work?

      Isn't it alittle late to try that one?
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
      Hmmm.... maybe a bit?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Where did the Pirate run off to? Is he busy in the kitchen?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      What was that you had to whisper to him, Dawn?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Did she threaten him? ;)
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
      Did she get into the wine early?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      There is something she whispers that works like a charm. Do you realize it has escaped me? Can I just say, "Comere, lover boy!"?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Can I whisper *sweat* into his ear? :wink:
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Do you realize how long it takes to get stuff from Alaska? Might I tempt your taste buds with this dish only Available in Alaska? Jumbo King Crab Legs Partailly Opened for you ladies and Drenched in Aglio E Olio Butter. Surf and turf if you Combine it with Jer's Meal. I also have prepared for you a Steamed Vegetable Medley Seasoned with Butter Salt and Pepper
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Can I whisper *sweat* into his ear? :wink:

      Do you want me to drop this platter?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Pirate, do you know that sounds so delicious I may break into a.....SWEAT???
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Does screaming work too?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      why are you yelling it at me?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      I thought you knew how much I like to yell at you. Why are you surprised?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Do you all have room for one more?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      I thought you knew how much I like to yell at you. Why are you surprised?

      Can you put on Glasses and shake a ruler at me?
    • Posts: 61
      What has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken ?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Can you put on Glasses and shake a ruler at me?

      Would you like me to take a new profile pic doing just that?
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
      What has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken ?

      Sorry, didn't you notice my calves? Much better than either a seagull or a chicken.....
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      What has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken ?

      Is there another option?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      What has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken ?

      Have I been known to droll over a chicken leg or two? Can I pass while I gobble up the meal Jer and Pirate made for me though?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Sorry, didn't you notice my calves? Much better than either a seagull or a chicken.....

      Why haven't I seen your calves?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
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      Sorry, didn't you notice my calves? Much better than either a seagull or a chicken.....

      Pictures or it never happened?
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
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      Pictures or it never happened?

      You want me to whip them out at the office?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
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      You want me to whip them out at the office?

      Is that too much to ask?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      Would you like me to take a new profile pic doing just that?

      Does a bear *kitten* in the woods?
    • Posts: 3,259 Member
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      Is that too much to ask?

      Do you think my admin girls could handle it?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Does a bear *kitten* in the woods?

      OWW OWWW, was this the first time for 2013?? haha
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      How do we go from talking about food, to thigh, to bear poop?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Where are those calves anyway?
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