Funny, Sarcastic MFP friends anyone?

Jeremyjly
Jeremyjly Posts: 30
in Introduce Yourself
Happy New Year,

The birth of jesus always seems to add a few pounds to me.

Looking for friends who enjoy a little humor and sarcasm on MFP.

Add me if you don't mind random comments throughout this journey.

MFP: JeremyJLy
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  • BluNinjaneer
    BluNinjaneer Posts: 32 Member
    I'm pretty sure most of my excess weight is just a build up of scathing comments and random sarcastic witticisms....

    You, sir, sound like a kindred spirit! *smirk*
  • dantrick
    dantrick Posts: 369 Member
    you will find none of the above here. this is a no fun zone. ;)
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I am too serious about my fitness Journey to make it a laughing matter.
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
    I hate sarcasm, friend me if you want... or not what do I care.
  • simplyjess829
    simplyjess829 Posts: 13
    I'm not very funny myself but do enjoy some good ol sarcasm ;)
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    tumblr_mcq0tuPeA51r5uwnr.png
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 416 Member
    baby Jesus wants you to stay fat
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    I like humor and randomness....as long as it's all about me.

    Add me if you like.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    tumblr_mcq0tuPeA51r5uwnr.png

    where can i find the man in that pic? i want to be his wifey....:bigsmile:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!!!
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Go eff yourself.


    Now add me.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    The birth of jesus always seems to add a few pounds to me.

    I heard he was born in the summer.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I am too serious about my fitness Journey to make it a laughing matter.

    I agree. Fitness is serious, there is absolutely no room to have fun ever. All the time you would normally spend having fun, you now have to spend at the gym, which can obviously never be fun.
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world.

    she took the midnight train goin anywheeeeeeeere
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    If you BF baby Jesus it burns more calories....
  • Boingo1
    Boingo1 Posts: 205 Member
    baby Jesus wants you to stay fat

    LOL

    Love this crowd.
  • seriouslytrying
    seriouslytrying Posts: 8
    Accepting friendship applications... are you willing to fill out a form???:wink:
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    Must have been pregnancy sympathy weight -gain.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    There is no fun-having on MFP.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I am too serious about my fitness Journey to make it a laughing matter.
    Nice use of Journey
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    shakes fist at Jesus
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Accepting friendship applications... are you willing to fill out a form???:wink:

    The last time I completed a friendship application, it required nude photos. Does yours require that? And, will I get any in return?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world.

    she took the midnight train goin anywheeeeeeeere

    just a city boy...
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I was going to add you until you called it a journey
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    born and raised in south detroit
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I was going to add you until you called it a journey
    some day love will find you.
  • chrome_princess
    chrome_princess Posts: 129 Member
    baby Jesus wants you to stay fat

    LOL

    Love this crowd.

    But, but ... Jesus miracled himself thin. What a cruel, cruel joke to play on the rest of us.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Am I the only one who reads these kind of posts as "Looking for my personal clown"?
  • MED2012COLORADO
    MED2012COLORADO Posts: 238
    I can slap that smile right off your face boy! Get serious this aint no playground!

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