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You wake up in bed with the user above you...what do you do?

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  • tiffanyneedstolose
    tiffanyneedstolose Posts: 60 Member
    Damn I must of been way drunk! Ha
  • blackmagic10
    blackmagic10 Posts: 335 Member
    why know one forced you to lay with me:laugh:

    LOLOLOL!! NICE ONE!!
    I know ;)

    That fit??
    when you got lube and go slow anything can fit :wink:
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    why know one forced you to lay with me:laugh:

    LOLOLOL!! NICE ONE!!
    I know ;)

    That fit??
    when you got lube and go slow anything can fit :wink:

    find out if that stereotype about black guys is true :wink:
  • Josh_H
    Josh_H Posts: 1,151
    Say jackpot ;p
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    why know one forced you to lay with me:laugh:

    LOLOLOL!! NICE ONE!!
    I know ;)



    That fit??
    when you got lube and go slow anything can fit :wink:

    find out if that stereotype about black guys is true :wink:

    Have YET to find out
  • blackmagic10
    blackmagic10 Posts: 335 Member
    why know one forced you to lay with me:laugh:

    LOLOLOL!! NICE ONE!!
    I know ;)

    That fit??
    when you got lube and go slow anything can fit :wink:

    find out if that stereotype about black guys is true :wink:
    speaking for myself in kevin harts voice.... you gonna learn today that looooooooooooonng d*ck:laugh:
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Josh:

    :: licks face and falls back asleep ::
  • be freaked out of why a woman is in my bed...
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    why know one forced you to lay with me:laugh:

    LOLOLOL!! NICE ONE!!
    I know ;)

    That fit??
    when you got lube and go slow anything can fit :wink:

    find out if that stereotype about black guys is true :wink:
    speaking for myself in kevin harts voice.... you gonna learn today that looooooooooooonng d*ck:laugh:

    It’s about damn time.
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    be freaked out of why a woman is in my bed...

    I see you jump outta bed and shout: I don’t mind!!

    but laugh later.
  • Deedsie
    Deedsie Posts: 348 Member
    Oh my, I hope we used protection, you were very busy last night on MFP!
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    It was just hand stuff LOL
  • Deedsie
    Deedsie Posts: 348 Member
    It was just hand stuff LOL

    Lmao, I should go wash my hands.
  • wonder how much i had last night and then do the walk of shame home haha
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    It was just hand stuff LOL

    think "wow that party must have been REALLY crazy!"
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    We all had breaks, though. Hehehee
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    wonder how much i had last night and then do the walk of shame home haha

    I picked a good one!!
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    High five myself and then take a victory lap ;)
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Get back on.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    say damn I guess that drink was strong, shall we go to the gym now?
  • demand you make me a sandwich.

    @katisabanana that was the best! Lol
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    say damn I guess that drink was strong, shall we go to the gym now?

    Smack that face and say: you’re hot.
    Then laugh.
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
    Ask myself why did she say "I must have had a lot to drink"
  • Say Wtf just happened.
  • Did I pass out?..... *cue slow grin*
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    Did I pass out?..... *cue slow grin*

    slowly get up and leave without without waking her up. then spend the rest of my life wondering what the heck happened that night!
  • weightlifter01
    weightlifter01 Posts: 564 Member
    @justgowithit ring the bell for round 2 :)
  • Ummm this is awkward...but what's your name :/
  • ask him to bring me a cup of tea....or something....:devil:
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    ask him to bring me a cup of tea....or something....:devil:

    don't look, don't look, just don't look GAAHHHH, okay fine look!
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