Saffron Extract Diet. Anyone tried this??

Barbellerella
Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
edited January 7 in Chit-Chat
Theres a new miracle pill out now and its highly touted by the AMAZING guru Dr. Oz. I am so excited about this! Anyone heard of it????

It says Strange Extract flower burns 17 pounds in only 22 days!!

http://www.healthconsumeralerts.com/saffron/index2.php?AFFID=370017&c1=&c2=&c3=415928



Please, ONLY answer if you have tried this and had good results. All trolls and negative nellies please stay out. I only want positive feedback and am only willing to listen to what I want to hear.
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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    *kicks rocks*
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    A friend of mine took it and now she does the happy dance all the time it worked so well!!

    Actual footage:

    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_icFEeV1.gif
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test.

    I'm glad I got that off my Kanye Chest because I feel a bit Kanye Obsessed
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    It got me pregnant....
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    hhhhhmph. If Dr Oz says it, its got to be true.
    Saffron-Extract-300x200.jpg
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    heh
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I took some saffron extract this morning and have already lost 10 pounds!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,997 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    So are you sayin it would be more effective if I snort it?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    It must be super duper amazing and efficient if Doctor Quack...sorry...Doctor Oz highly recommends it.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    This will answer all your questions

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/834535-stop
  • Aross83
    Aross83 Posts: 936 Member
    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test.

    I'm glad I got that off my Kanye Chest because I feel a bit Kanye Obsessed

    haha that hilarious~~~
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,997 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    So are you sayin it would be more effective if I snort it?

    If burning nasal passages kill your appetite, of course.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    A friend of mine took it and now she does the happy dance all the time it worked so well!!

    Actual footage:

    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_icFEeV1.gif

    Everytime I see this I want to send a note to Cranky thanking her for being alive.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    That's why most people who can't afford a lot of it cut it with Sensa.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    So are you sayin it would be more effective if I snort it?

    Saffron comes in little white paper pouches. What I have found is that it works better if you just light it up and smoke it. It makes the whole world look like skittle colored ponies and you don't care how fat you get.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    So are you sayin it would be more effective if I snort it?

    Better then paying out the *kitten* for it then
  • TheRealPDouble
    TheRealPDouble Posts: 153 Member
    What an interesting thread this is!
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    So are you sayin it would be more effective if I snort it?

    Better then paying out the *kitten* for it then
    oh wait this gives me another idea
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    I would imagine turmeric would make a much cheaper - and equally effective* - replacement.







    *As in - not at all effective.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    I would imagine turmeric would make a much cheaper - and equally effective* - replacement.







    *As in - not at all effective.

    Joking aside, turmeric is awesome for health (not weight loss of course). Possible connections to prevention of Alzheimers etc are linked to use of turmeric
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I tried it but it made me too bulky. I just wanted to tone up!
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    But isn't *real*, uncut saffron really expensive? Whatever people are consuming isn't going to involve much saffron unless they're paying through the nose for it.

    I would imagine turmeric would make a much cheaper - and equally effective* - replacement.







    *As in - not at all effective.

    Joking aside, turmeric is awesome for health (not weight loss of course). Possible connections to prevention of Alzheimers etc are linked to use of turmeric

    Also allegedly has some anti-cancer properties. Also has some deliciousness properties.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    It has been used for depression. It has also historically been used as an aphrodisiac. The idea of using it for weight loss is pretty much unheard of. I guess if you are an emotional eater and/or not getting enough sex, then it might have benefits.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    It TOTALLY works, OP! It cost so much just to buy saffron, I ended up not having money to buy food... lost at LEAST 30 pounds.

    Ugh at all the people making jokes, and worse... posting SILLY PICTURES.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    It has been used for depression. It has also historically been used as an aphrodisiac. The idea of using it for weight loss is pretty much unheard of. I guess if you are an emotional eater and/or not getting enough sex, then it might have benefits.

    what are u trying to imply here
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    It TOTALLY works, OP! It cost so much just to buy saffron, I ended up not having money to buy food... lost at LEAST 30 pounds.

    Ugh at all the people making jokes, and worse... posting SILLY PICTURES.

    Thank u first sip, I appreciate your support of my journey.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Theres a new miracle pill out now and its highly touted by the AMAZING guru Dr. Oz. I am so excited about this! Anyone heard of it????

    It says Strange Extract flower burns 17 pounds in only 22 days!!

    http://www.healthconsumeralerts.com/saffron/index2.php?AFFID=370017&c1=&c2=&c3=415928



    Please, ONLY answer if you have tried this and had good results. All trolls and negative nellies please stay out. I only want positive feedback and am only willing to listen to what I want to hear.

    i accidentally took the whole bottle and 22 days later, i disappeared.

    here's a photo of me now. i'm the one standing on that rock. :drinker:

    LittleRiver.jpg
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Theres a new miracle pill out now and its highly touted by the AMAZING guru Dr. Oz. I am so excited about this! Anyone heard of it????

    It says Strange Extract flower burns 17 pounds in only 22 days!!

    http://www.healthconsumeralerts.com/saffron/index2.php?AFFID=370017&c1=&c2=&c3=415928



    Please, ONLY answer if you have tried this and had good results. All trolls and negative nellies please stay out. I only want positive feedback and am only willing to listen to what I want to hear.

    i accidentally took the whole bottle and 22 days later, i disappeared.

    here's a photo of me now. i'm the one standing on that rock. :drinker:

    LittleRiver.jpg

    Progress pics really do tell the whole story. Nice work on your journey.
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test.

    I'm glad I got that off my Kanye Chest because I feel a bit Kanye Obsessed

    Best. Response. Ever.
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