Thanks, Auto-Correct!

Sweetpea472
Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
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It happens to all of us, but sometimes it can go off in a crazy direction. For example, I was making a comment about a University of Alabama football game, and auto correct changed my "Way to go Bama" to "Way to go Obama". Thanks auto-correct!

How about the time I'm texting with my husband who was out of state while I was trying to FaceTime during one of my son's lacrosse games, and I mistakenly typed "Gimme asec". Good ol' faithful auto-correct changed it to "Gimme sex"! I think my husband probably fell out of his chair at work when he read that text message! LOL!

What are your best auto-correct blunders?

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  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com
  • alarae
    alarae Posts: 263 Member
    I sent a text out reminding people of a POT meeting. Imagine everyone's disappointment when they discovered it was a PTO meeting.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    A student texted me asking how she was doing in class. I meant to type "your last essay was spectacular." Auto-correct, that pervert, fixed it to "your last essay was a t !t-wagger."

    I have a number of auto-correct fails.
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    Thanks for the link PoopSnacker! What is YOUR favorite auto-correct goof?
  • MsDover
    MsDover Posts: 395 Member
    I sent a text out reminding people of a POT meeting. Imagine everyone's disappointment when they discovered it was a PTO meeting.

    :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com

    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Well done, PS. Well. Done.

    :drinker:


    Now, for your next trick, invent some kind of electronic interface that will allow people to search for easy answers to commonly-asked questions about a wide range of topics (and yes, even about basic fitness/nutrition questions). Maybe call it Goggles or Oogles or something like that. I'll let you work out the details, but there's my general idea.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com

    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Well done, PS. Well. Done.

    :drinker:


    Now, for your next trick, invent some kind of electronic interface that will allow people to search for easy answers to commonly-asked questions about a wide range of topics (and yes, even about basic fitness/nutrition questions). Maybe call it Goggles or Oogles or something like that. I'll let you work out the details, but there's my general idea.
    Right now, I'm busy compiling funny pictures of Walmart customers.
  • CandaceHoweth91
    CandaceHoweth91 Posts: 288
    I was telling my mom about this c*ck roach in our bedroom and oh my my my it was the huge. I sent her a text that said, "Mom, OMG the biggest c*ck I have ever seen is in our bedroom!!" She about died laughing she said...I was like ROACH, cockROACH!:tongue:
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    I was telling my mom about this c*ck roach in our bedroom and oh my my my it was the huge. I sent her a text that said, "Mom, OMG the biggest c*ck I have ever seen is in our bedroom!!" She about died laughing she said...I was like ROACH, cockROACH!:tongue:

    Love it! LOL!
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Sarcasm noted. What is YOUR favorite fail?
  • BV1980
    BV1980 Posts: 272 Member
    I was a subscriber to eharmony. The way it works is you cannot send the person a message until they reply, at least for the first few stages of communication anyway. Well i was going back and forth with this girl and she had sent me a question. we were on the short answer stage. She asked what i like to do most nights after work. I live in Chicago and love baseball. I am a huge White Sox fan. I was replying on my phone while riding the train to work. I replied that i like to watch Sox games. I hit send on my phone, which you know cannot be undone. As i saw it send, it autocorrected my reply to i like to watch sex games. I never heard back from her again. It is a shame too, because if i could have explained, she probably would have thought it was funny. Oh well. Guess i am destined to be single.
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    I was a subscriber to eharmony... As i saw it send, it autocorrected my reply to i like to watch sex games. I never heard back from her again.

    Is it okay if I laugh while I tell you how sorry I am? :wink:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com

    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Well done, PS. Well. Done.

    :drinker:


    Now, for your next trick, invent some kind of electronic interface that will allow people to search for easy answers to commonly-asked questions about a wide range of topics (and yes, even about basic fitness/nutrition questions). Maybe call it Goggles or Oogles or something like that. I'll let you work out the details, but there's my general idea.

    Lougle !
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member
    My boyfriend was collecting me at the airport and I texted him 'no rush, I have a checked bag' , which Autocorrect helpfully interpreted as 'no push, I have a Chechen vag'. Awesome.
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    It happens to all of us, but sometimes it can go off in a crazy direction. For example, I was making a comment about a University of Alabama football game, and auto correct changed my "Way to go Bama" to "Way to go Obama". Thanks auto-correct!

    How about the time I'm texting with my husband who was out of state while I was trying to FaceTime during one of my son's lacrosse games, and I mistakenly typed "Gimme asec". Good ol' faithful auto-correct changed it to "Gimme sex"! I think my husband probably fell out of his chair at work when he read that text message! LOL!

    What are your best auto-correct blunders?

    I had the same thing happen with the Gimme a sec...it autocorrected to Gimmie sex!! Good thing it happened with a friend and not a business client!!

    Mine have mostly been typos though. I invited someone over for a "beet" (beer) and last week I locked my keys in the "cat" (car)
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    I texted my daughter in law that I was driving around town; autocorrected to drinking around town. Thanks.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    typing wth and having it correct to wtg....yeah...depending on the convos - really really REALLY not good to have happen...
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    My boyfriend was collecting me at the airport and I texted him 'no rush, I have a checked bag' , which Autocorrect helpfully interpreted as 'no push, I have a Chechen vag'. Awesome.

    I'm still laughing at this one! Nice.

    P.S. Strengthen your grip!
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    My boyfriend was collecting me at the airport and I texted him 'no rush, I have a checked bag' , which Autocorrect helpfully interpreted as 'no push, I have a Chechen vag'. Awesome.

    I'm still laughing at this one! Nice.

    P.S. Strengthen your grip!

    :laugh:
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com

    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Well done, PS. Well. Done.

    :drinker:


    Now, for your next trick, invent some kind of electronic interface that will allow people to search for easy answers to commonly-asked questions about a wide range of topics (and yes, even about basic fitness/nutrition questions). Maybe call it Goggles or Oogles or something like that. I'll let you work out the details, but there's my general idea.

    Lougle !

    Hahahahahaha! Love Hot Tub Time Machine!
  • Wynterbourne
    Wynterbourne Posts: 2,235 Member
    I use Swype on my phone and it keeps thinking that the word chocolate should really be cocksure. After a few interesting texts I've made it a point to always double check when discussing chocolate on my phone. LOL
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Ah auto-correct! Once my friend was texting directions to her house using the subway and tried to say "ride the last car". Well, auto-correct assumed my friend really meant "ride the lady car". Also, when responding to a text that made me laugh I tried writing "haha" and ended up sending the word "bags" instead :huh:
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    I created a website, where I compile them: damnyouautocorrect.com

    Awesome! I can finally stop relying on MFP forums to serve up autocorrect fails.

    Well done, PS. Well. Done.

    :drinker:


    Now, for your next trick, invent some kind of electronic interface that will allow people to search for easy answers to commonly-asked questions about a wide range of topics (and yes, even about basic fitness/nutrition questions). Maybe call it Goggles or Oogles or something like that. I'll let you work out the details, but there's my general idea.
    Right now, I'm busy compiling funny pictures of Walmart customers.

    Isn't there already a site for that? I think it's called "Wal Martians" ...
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    "As i saw it send, it autocorrected my reply to i like to watch sex games. I never heard back from her again."

    I think that is her loss, but that's is really funny. I would have responded to you. :smile:
  • Aeriesified
    Aeriesified Posts: 206 Member
    My friend was telling me something slightly unfortunate that happened to her. So, like any good friend, I laughed at her. 'Hahaha' turned into 'Banana'. Thanks, autocorrect. You're a real derp.
  • rek10
    rek10 Posts: 7 Member
    bump
  • TattooedPinUpGal
    TattooedPinUpGal Posts: 47
    My friend and I were talking about a situation regarding sexual activity....and I was supposed to say "yeah! get some of that sexual frustration out!" But my Iphone changed "frustration" to "fruit ration"...

    "Yeah! Get some of that sexual fruit ration out!"


    woo hoo fruit!

    hahahaha ;P

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