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  • lmbs1966
    lmbs1966 Posts: 57 Member
    "Sometimes the only thing left to do is to be a Bit-ch"
  • mdyorston
    mdyorston Posts: 158
    I will NOT be IGNORED!



    SIT your 5 dollar a@@ down before I make change


    life"s a garden, dig it
  • emacb123
    emacb123 Posts: 254 Member
    Say "what" again!
  • shelbysp8
    shelbysp8 Posts: 131 Member
    If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
  • mdyorston
    mdyorston Posts: 158
    funny how? I amuse you?
  • shelbysp8
    shelbysp8 Posts: 131 Member
    Boats and hoes!
  • shelbysp8
    shelbysp8 Posts: 131 Member
    Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
  • shelbysp8
    shelbysp8 Posts: 131 Member
    What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
    [stops suddenly]
    well then we're **** out of luck.
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    I'd buy that for a dollar.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Zed's dead baby
  • coley0880
    coley0880 Posts: 4 Member
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
  • misslindseylou
    misslindseylou Posts: 141 Member
    I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
  • ellouise1108
    ellouise1108 Posts: 28 Member
    Because it was a fifty fifty shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
    What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average a**h*** out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
  • BlackTimber
    BlackTimber Posts: 230 Member
    Some of you may die, but that is a risk I'm willing to take.
  • reneelee
    reneelee Posts: 877 Member
    I'm going to kill Bill!
  • Moka_Lady
    Moka_Lady Posts: 22
    I'm a chicken! Mewww!
  • jallison12
    jallison12 Posts: 83
    And now, for something, completely different.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
  • habu68123
    habu68123 Posts: 74 Member
    It's not a purse it's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is
  • puddlesiam
    puddlesiam Posts: 75 Member
    Nobody puts baby in a corner
  • dittmarml
    dittmarml Posts: 351 Member
    You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    Marla Singer: You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    Oh, and the classic:

    Marla Singer: There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
  • mdyorston
    mdyorston Posts: 158
    what do you want me to do? dress in drag and do the hula?
  • ShannonECTD
    ShannonECTD Posts: 203 Member
    Pizza tiiiiimmmeeeeeeee
  • jeremyw1977
    jeremyw1977 Posts: 505 Member
    When someone asks you if you're a God.....you say "YES"!!!
  • jeremyw1977
    jeremyw1977 Posts: 505 Member
    Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

    Rule #2: Double Tap

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