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    • Posts: 57 Member
      "Sometimes the only thing left to do is to be a Bit-ch"
    • Posts: 158
      I will NOT be IGNORED!



      SIT your 5 dollar a@@ down before I make change


      life"s a garden, dig it
    • Posts: 254 Member
      Say "what" again!
    • Posts: 131 Member
      If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
    • Posts: 158
      funny how? I amuse you?
    • Posts: 131 Member
      Boats and hoes!
    • Posts: 131 Member
      Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
    • Posts: 131 Member
      What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
      [stops suddenly]
      well then we're **** out of luck.
    • Posts: 1,066 Member
      I'd buy that for a dollar.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Zed's dead baby
    • Posts: 4 Member
      I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
    • Posts: 141 Member
      I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
    • Posts: 28 Member
      Because it was a fifty fifty shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!
    • Posts: 930 Member
      What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average a**h*** out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
    • Posts: 230 Member
      Some of you may die, but that is a risk I'm willing to take.
    • Posts: 877 Member
      I'm going to kill Bill!
    • Posts: 22
      I'm a chicken! Mewww!
    • Posts: 83
      And now, for something, completely different.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
    • Posts: 74 Member
      It's not a purse it's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is
    • Posts: 75 Member
      Nobody puts baby in a corner
    • Posts: 351 Member
      You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.
    • Posts: 1,128 Member
      Marla Singer: You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
    • Posts: 2,205 Member
      Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.
    • Posts: 1,128 Member
      Oh, and the classic:

      Marla Singer: There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
    • Posts: 158
      what do you want me to do? dress in drag and do the hula?
    • Posts: 199 Member
      Pizza tiiiiimmmeeeeeeee
    • Posts: 505 Member
      When someone asks you if you're a God.....you say "YES"!!!
    • Posts: 505 Member
      Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

      Rule #2: Double Tap
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