Free Skittybang Bang bang from MFP Jail!!!!!!!!!

BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
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Dear Friends of MFP:

An incredible injustice has been made in the MFP community over this past weekend. One of our most charming, sincere, kind, sexy, hot, freak amongst freaks member of our site has been placed in MFP Jail!

Skittybang Bang aka Snailz trails, Polish Princezzz, Hott azzzz has been aprehended and is currently serving time in the infamous MFP purgatory! Theres bacon, cakes, candy, honey buns there galore..........................we need to free her!!!
FREE sKITTY BANG BANG!!

Lets liberate her and bring her back so she can enjoy the Kielbasa, Big brown meat love hammer, etc... once again!

OR at least MFP guards let me in so I can ummmmm tend to her as need be. I can be her cell mate! :devil:

Id tap that!!:bigsmile:
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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Oh oh
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    How terrible! Only the good get jailed - dammitman.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    SKITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYY FTW!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    It's always the funny ones that end up in MFP jail.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    The forums are a sad, unfunny, pathetic place without her. It's a travesty.

    If these are the kind of "improvements" we can expect in this community I don't think I much care to be a part of it.
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    What the hell is MFP jail?
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    It's always the funny ones that end up in MFP jail.

    I second that
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I feel like MFP has died, it's just an empty shell of shakeology salesmen now...
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    EDIT:

    My masters treat me well. I must not complain. Please do not strike me again.
    My masters treat me well. I must not complain. Please do not strike me again.
    My masters treat me well...
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I swear the mods here take an oath to ensure this place is nothing more than a few people sitting in a circle singing "Kumbaya"...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    so I can ummmmm tend to her as need be.


    No, no let me..

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    1, 1, 1 VOTE FOR SKITTY!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    Watch out, I think questioning the mods is against the TOS.

    Then again, all the cool people have a strike or thirtyseven, so maybe this your nefarious plan.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I think it's personal. I have done everything up to posting porn gifs in the chit chat topics trying to get a strike and nothing.

    They must have a skitty mod on staff.
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    its the end of the world as we know it!!!!!!!!!
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    sigh
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :sad panda:
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I don't see this thread ending well for you OP. Other than skitty love.

    Well, that might be worth it. So never mind.
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    :sad panda:

    Yes!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    I swear the mods here take an oath to ensure this place is nothing more than a few people sitting in a circle singing "Kumbaya"...

    No Kumbaya is too religious you would get in trouble for that.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    She probably posted something months ago like, "In. I never miss the drama of a good BBV thread." which got her a third strike...or maybe she told someone to read between the lines and called them dense at the same time in a humorous post (which got her a third strike)...or some other equally egregious violation of the Community Guidelines (all hail).
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Now that the obligatory gif in a skitty thread is out of the way, these threads are rather damaging to the banned folks who are trying to get unbanned so please, don't make these threads. I mean, all you're doing is pissing mods off when skitty is probably trying to make a case to not cause any disturbance and be good etc.

    kk? thanks
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Watch out, I think questioning the mods is against the TOS.


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    I fart in their general direction!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I think it's personal. I have done everything up to posting porn gifs in the chit chat topics trying to get a strike and nothing.

    They must have a skitty mod on staff.

    I have suspected that some people go through other people's profiles, just looking for something. I got a strike once for a post that was nearly two weeks old. Whoever that troll was that reported me must have been stalking my profile, just looking for something.

    Sad for skitty. :frown:
  • DixiedoesMFP
    DixiedoesMFP Posts: 935 Member
    Kinda annoys me that the moderators have to "ban" people because some whiny *kitten* people forgot to put their big girl panties on
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    She probably posted something months ago like, "In. I never miss the drama of a good BBV thread." which got her a third strike...or maybe she told someone to read between the lines and called them dense at the same time in a humorous post (which got her a third strike)...or some other equally egregious violation of the Community Guidelines (all hail).

    Actual examples of strike-worthy behavior.

    I am not friends with Skitty, but I miss her. Kind of like I am not friends with Craig Ferguson, but if he stopped talking about his manhood, I'd feel a little lost.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I think it's personal. I have done everything up to posting porn gifs in the chit chat topics trying to get a strike and nothing.

    They must have a skitty mod on staff.

    I have suspected that some people go through other people's profiles, just looking for something. I got a strike once for a post that was nearly two weeks old. Whoever that troll was that reported me must have been stalking my profile, just looking for something.

    Sad for skitty. :frown:

    Yup. Strikes here seem to be 90% dependent on if you have picked up a hater or two (who go through your old posts reporting anything questionable) and 10% actual content of the post. It's easily the most glaring flaw of the MFP forum system.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Stole adini's kitten/puppy porn gif before the lock.
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