DO PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DO THIS?!?!

Findekano
Findekano Posts: 116
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Blow-dryer.
Balls.
Does it happen IRL?

Dear God. I have a man in my house and a blow-dryer in plain sight in the bathroom. What do I do?
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  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Some men suffer from incessant hydration or moisture in the testicular area.

    Personally, I would go the Gold Bond route before I place anything that shoots out hot air near my special place.
  • katellanova
    katellanova Posts: 204 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.


    Exactly - think of it as a gesture of kindness. You should reciprocate by making him a sammich.
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    BWAHAHAHA! Epic win.



    ...I considered being offended for a second, then the giggles set in.
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    But besides the pros and cons of warm balls, what should I do to my hairdryer to make it clean again?

    A) Dunk it in a bathtub of hot, soapy water?
    B) Put it on a 7-day juice detox?
    C) Place it in a circle of candles and chant, "Testiclus Eradicus"?
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Man, I spit tea out of my nose when I saw this.
  • Car0lynnM
    Car0lynnM Posts: 332 Member
    Now I have the giggles. Soooooo time to get out of here and get my workout on.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Is it really a delicacy in the US?
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    Personally, I would go the Gold Bond route before I place anything that shoots out hot air near my special place.

    One would think this would be the logical conclusion. Aside from possible burns, I'm almost 99% sure that smells are stronger when you heat them, especially if you're blowing them towards your face.
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.


    Exactly - think of it as a gesture of kindness. You should reciprocate by making him a sammich.

    ^^^^^^^YOU MADE MY DAY!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Thanks!
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Is it really a delicacy in the US?

    Among certain demographics.
  • teelynn35
    teelynn35 Posts: 239 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Is it really a delicacy in the US?

    depends on what his diet is:)
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    C) Place it in a circle of candles and chant, "Testiclus Eradicus"?

    I don't think he'd appreciate that one too much!:laugh:
  • jamienrachel
    jamienrachel Posts: 1 Member
    It doesnt bother me that he was roasting his nuts but it concerns me that it needs to be cleaned.....was he rubbing the hair dryer all over those chestnuts? and is this fresh out of the shower cause they should be shining clean like bowling balls!
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Oh gosh I just about spit my water all over my monitor.

    Freaking hilarious
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.
  • lyrical_melody
    lyrical_melody Posts: 242 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Ha.Ha...Ha...ha!!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I like to use one of these, so that I can style while I dry.

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  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.


    Exactly - think of it as a gesture of kindness. You should reciprocate by making him a sammich.

    With extra bacon.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Question is....does their really have to be a thread started about blow drying balls? lol
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Is it really a delicacy in the US?

    Haha yes... and in Japan, it's 100% legal to cook and serve your penis and testicles to people. Look it up, a chef did this, charged like $10k a plate.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    It doesnt bother me that he was roasting his nuts but it concerns me that it needs to be cleaned.....was he rubbing the hair dryer all over those chestnuts? and is this fresh out of the shower cause they should be shining clean like bowling balls!

    Testicles secrete airborne toxins which cause cancer, diabetes, obesity, and anal seepage if exposed to the ears of another human being via hair-dryer. Didn't you know?!

    I guess ear-candling is my only option.
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Is it really a delicacy in the US?
    Delicacy? Depends on who you ask, but it is low calorie and very low fat.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Question is....does their really have to be a thread started about blow drying balls? lol

    inb4 somebody starts a thread about the correct spelling/use of "there" vs. "their"
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    Question is....does their really have to be a thread started about blow drying balls? lol

    Several people mentioned it in another thread. I can only assume that all men uncontrollably blowdry their balls if they happen to see a blowdryer.
  • NicoWoodruff
    NicoWoodruff Posts: 369 Member
    This may be the funniest thread I've ever read on mfp. I say obviously it's working for him to dry things off nicely after a shower.. if it bothers you that it's your hair dryer then: easy gift idea! Get him one of his own and you now also get the added entertainment of the show out of it. Win/win!
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    Hahahaha. I can't breathe. At least he only dries his balls with your hair dryer. My husband plucks his nose hairs with my eyebrow tweezers. 0_o
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    I like to use one of these, so that I can style while I dry.

    p18637b.jpg
    I got the worst visual ever! lmao this wins wins wins
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    Doh! This reminds me that I'm out of tea......
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    This may be the funniest thread I've ever read on mfp. I say obviously it's working for him to dry things off nicely after a shower.. if it bothers you that it's your hair dryer then: easy gift idea! Get him one of his own and you now also get the added entertainment of the show out of it. Win/win!

    Yes, but what about all of the men who visit my house, possibly using my hairdryer (because of aforementioned uncontrollable male reflex), and contaminating it with ball-toxin? I don't know if the bf is up to sharing a ball-dryer with his buds.

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