DO PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DO THIS?!?!

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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Question is....does their really have to be a thread started about blow drying balls? lol

    inb4 somebody starts a thread about the correct spelling/use of "there" vs. "their"

    point taken....I was in a hurry and had a customer. Their very important (sarcastically speaking of course) :tongue:
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-the-gentleman-blow-drying-his-balls-in-the-gym-locker-room
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA LOVE IT:laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I like to use one of these, so that I can style while I dry.

    p18637b.jpg

    I have one of these, and I usually use the bent focus dryer attachment. I had my luggage searched when flying into a country that has a strict "no pornographic materials" law. They didn't believe it was a hair dryer.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    Maybe I'm gross or weird, but I don't really see the problem with it.

    I'm more worried about the possibility of my hubby getting the dryer too close and burning his balls.
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    I've never done this, or even thought about doing it, but I really don't understand the concern. The hairdryer shouldn't need to be cleaned after this.

    Now, if he were using your toothbrush to clean them, that would be another story...

    Oh crap, I just realized I left my electric toothbrush on the counter this morning!!!
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I imagine they'd feel like this afterwards:

    167__LebowskiDance.gif
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Maybe I'm gross or weird, but I don't really see the problem with it.

    I'm more worried about the possibility of my hubby getting the dryer too close and burning his balls.

    Nah, you aren't weird. I don't see a prob with this either.

    But if a guy burned his balls with my hair dryer, I'd probably pee myself laughing.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    nobody's talking about an unfortunate side effect...

    ...the dreaded ball droop.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    nobody's talking about an unfortunate side effect...

    ...the dreaded ball droop.
    Makes thigh gap nearly impossible. :sad:
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    This is absolutely brilliant. I didn't even realize that this was an option. I CANNOT WAIT to get home tonight!:drinker:
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    nobody's talking about an unfortunate side effect...

    ...the dreaded ball droop.

    Would they droop though? I use my hair dryer for extra body and fluff, so wouldn't that give the balls extra body and a little pick me up?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    nobody's talking about an unfortunate side effect...

    ...the dreaded ball droop.

    Is that anything like the NYE ball drop?
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    I would think it'd be better to air dry those suckers... wouldn't want to get split ends.
  • ToshaFeb268
    ToshaFeb268 Posts: 71
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Lawdy! This was a good one. :bigsmile:
  • Pamcakes70
    Pamcakes70 Posts: 7
    I love it !!! LOL
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You know the worst thing about this thread is you probably have giving a few guys a new idea to try.

    Great now we'll have to hide the blow dryer.

    You could be held liable for the next bush fire.

    Oh and I dont think you need to disinfect the blow dryer. I mean I would think you get more contaminations when he drops the old tea bagger.
  • Pamcakes70
    Pamcakes70 Posts: 7
    Lmao...
  • titi4j
    titi4j Posts: 97 Member
    Question is....does their really have to be a thread started about blow drying balls? lol
    Seriously this thread is cracking me up!!! I needed a good light hearted laugh!
  • abcmom03
    abcmom03 Posts: 89 Member
    This thread is hilarious...THANKS!
    Men all over MFP are going to use their blow dryers tonight!!!!
    I do have one question.....Why would it need to be cleaned afterwards?
  • myrestlessfeet
    myrestlessfeet Posts: 95 Member
    He's just heating your dinner. Sheesh.

    Epic! Hahahhah
  • Olivia
    Olivia Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
    Hey Posters,

    I know we are just having fun in this topic but before the topic gets to be too much, I wanted to remind folks of one of our community guidelines:
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    Please be sure to stay within these guidelines while having fun in the message boards! Remember we want to keep content on the site work-place friendly. :-)

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  • K_Smith86
    K_Smith86 Posts: 123
    I about died reading this post. Best forum topic of the year, hands down.
  • Guines9
    Guines9 Posts: 137
    I don't get this???
  • paradog
    paradog Posts: 378 Member
    Gold Bond Rocks!

    It's like a York Peppermint Patty for your boys!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I've never done this, or even thought about doing it, but I really don't understand the concern. The hairdryer shouldn't need to be cleaned after this.

    Now, if he were using your toothbrush to clean them, that would be another story...

    Oh crap, I just realized I left my electric toothbrush on the counter this morning!!!

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahha
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Eww guys still have pubes?!
    What year is this?!!?
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Eww guys still have pubes?!
    What year is this?!!?

    Its more like winter growth. Like how some guys grow beards in the winter.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    Does this really happen?:noway: I guess that's one reason to be grateful for no man right now:flowerforyou: . Thanks for helping me see the glass is half full:flowerforyou:

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