Need Creative Minds to title Rectal Cancer Benefit.

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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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My girlfriend, Becky, 34 year old with a 5 month old baby, has rectal cancer, 3rd stage. We're hosting a benefit for her to help with medical bills.

She's hilarious. She calls it *kitten* Cancer.

Help me come up with a clever title for the benefit, or just great one-liners for the invite!


"Bringing Up The Rear" ya know... be funny.
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Thong Induced Cancer
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    give a crap for cancer
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Cancer is ****ty
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Keep the Ring Rosy
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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    Get Your Rear in Gear
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Putting Cancer Behind Me
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    give a crap for cancer

    I particularly like this.
  • KSwatek
    KSwatek Posts: 222 Member
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    I think it has to say something with the words "brown eye" or "chocolate starfish."
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Putting Cancer Behind Me

    Oooh! And this...
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Bucks for Butts.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Putting Cancer Behind Me

    that is a great title Brett!!!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Nothing Funny About a Baby With *kitten* Cancer (punch and pie.)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Bucks for Butts.

    OMG! Buck’s for Becky’s Butt! *LMAO*
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
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    I like Brett's! And I'd like to donate, so please PM me details of where to send a check.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
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    Putting Cancer Behind Me
    Excellent suggestion. As much as one might want to go with something funnier or cruder, it could turn off potential donors. Best to keep it clever, but classy, to attract the widest audience possible.
  • tcuffer
    tcuffer Posts: 4
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    Let's rid the planet of cancer and send it to Uranus.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Putting Cancer Behind Me
    Excellent suggestion. As much as one might want to go with something funnier or cruder, it could turn off potential donors. Best to keep it clever, but classy, to attract the widest audience possible.

    This is true :)
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    No If's, And's or Butt's. A Benefit for Cancer.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I like Brett's! And I'd like to donate, so please PM me details of where to send a check.

    Really Patti? That's super sweet!! Once I get the online donation thingy and everything set up, I will send you the details!! Thank you so much, honey!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Drawing a blank right now but bumping in case I come up with something

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