late night corny jokes

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gonnasee33
gonnasee33 Posts: 163
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sooo im stuck here (looks at the clock) prettty late and no end is in sight. Thought it may be fun to start a corny joke thread

Ill start


Why wont cannibals eat clowns?????
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Cause they taste funny ....Your turn :-D

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  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,094 Member
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    two guys walk into a bar.

    the third one ducks.
  • bailey490
    bailey490 Posts: 6 Member
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    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. :bigsmile:
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    How do you know the ocean is friendly












    because it waves at you....:)
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    What has a bottom on top?



















    your legs!!! :)
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    What do you call a pig in a pawn shop?















    a ham hock...*snickers* get it .... ham hock
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
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    What's red and smells like blue paint?














    Red paint.
  • syrklc
    syrklc Posts: 172 Member
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    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?











    Because he felt crummy.
  • Baybbee123
    Baybbee123 Posts: 57 Member
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    What did the buffalo say to his kid as he left for college?

    Bison
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
    The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
    The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

    BUAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! *snort* love it!
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
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    Speaking of Pirates...Whats a Pirates Favorite letter of the alphabet?

    Lemme guess "Rrrrrrrr"

    You would think so but its actually the CCCCCC
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?....





    cause it's capital is always Dublin! har-har!
  • doctorsnap
    doctorsnap Posts: 3 Member
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    Why did the coach go to the bank?










    To get his quarter back.

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