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  • Posts: 10,468 Member
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    Why do I put up with you? Don't answer that. Everyone already knows.

    Awww, can I go pout in the corner?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    How much wood is that, chuck?

    Do you really want to know?
  • Posts: 522
    Has anyone ever seen a picture that literally causes them to stop breathing? Holy ****.
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    ok...tongue for you....will this hurt?

    You didn't used to mind my hand, did you? Can I tell you how happy I am to see you again?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Does that mean you are having a good birthday?
  • Posts: 522
    Hmm?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ok, so where is the entertainment I have been looking for? Isn't Pirate supposed to jump out of a cake or something?
  • Posts: 522
    Is it wrong that I would actually find that entertaining?
  • Posts: 1,123
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    You didn't used to mind my hand, did you? Can I tell you how happy I am to see you again?

    yes...but can you show me too?
  • Posts: 1,251 Member
    Can i inform you all that i am throwing in the towel for the day...i have hit my sales quota for the month and spend the better part of the morning being hit on by a giant...

    im exhausted

    how is everyones day?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is it wrong that I would actually find that entertaining?

    Wouldn't that depend on who you asked?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can i inform you all that i am throwing in the towel for the day...i have hit my sales quota for the month and spend the better part of the morning being hit on by a giant...

    im exhausted

    how is everyones day?

    Wow chicka!! Can I tell you today is much better than yesterday?

    We had to have Billy's mother taken to the hospital late Monday night because we didn't know what was wrong. She has cellulitis in her leg which in turn MAY have hit her bloodstream. She is 81 yrs old, and scared us because her heart and blood pressure wouldn't regulate....they finally got it regulated last yesterday afternoon. Today she is showing significant improvement, but still has a long way to go to get the infection out of her system.

    I am exhausted too, but being there with her and her family was well worth it.
  • Posts: 1,251 Member
    can i tell you how happy i am to hear that they have it somewhat under control?
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
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    yes...but can you show me too?

    Is it not obvious with pinches and gropes between spanks?
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Wow chicka!! Can I tell you today is much better than yesterday?

    We had to have Billy's mother taken to the hospital late Monday night because we didn't know what was wrong. She has cellulitis in her leg which in turn MAY have hit her bloodstream. She is 81 yrs old, and scared us because her heart and blood pressure wouldn't regulate....they finally got it regulated last yesterday afternoon. Today she is showing significant improvement, but still has a long way to go to get the infection out of her system.

    I am exhausted too, but being there with her and her family was well worth it.

    Do you know you and his mother are being added to my prayers?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I thank you MJ, and Mandi? She and I greatly appreciate that.
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is there no one around?
  • Posts: 17,271 Member
    Am I a nobody ???
  • Posts: 3,808 Member
    You dont look like a nobody. Do you feel like a nobody Lisa?
  • Posts: 522
    How did I get stuck with this Mr. Mom ****?
  • Posts: 3,808 Member
    Are you a good house husband?
  • Posts: 522
    No. Stupid maybe?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Just remember bedtime is near, will you make it?
  • Posts: 12 Member
    When a dog is home alone,does he leave the room after he farts?
  • Posts: 522
    Just remember bedtime is near, will you make it?
    Hear that? Siiiiiiiilence is gorgeous.
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would you believe I do hear that? ahhhhh
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    I may only have 2, but they are the loudest 2 boys on the planet, why me?
  • Posts: 972 Member
    Is that a metaphor for something?
  • Posts: 522
    I may only have 2, but they are the loudest 2 boys on the planet, why me?
    Wanna take a "nap?"
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Doesn't a nap sound amazing?
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