Te'O? Who isn't real around here?

dmpizza
dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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In light of the Notre Dame scandal about the non-existent on-line girlfriend, who here will admit to not being a real person?
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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,413 Member
    I often wonder if the forums here are populated by a bunch of bots. Same topics over and over, month after month.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    I often wonder if the forums here are populated by a bunch of bots. Same topics over and over, month after month.

    Bahaha this.

    But honestly, I'm a 500 pound African American man named fooquan from the Bronx. Sorry guys
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'm actually a camel named juan.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    I'm actually a cat.

    We're taking over the world.

    You should probably be afraid.
  • tjohn034
    tjohn034 Posts: 163 Member
    Is this board even real ??:huh:
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
    I am really Wonder Woman...wanna test me?!?!?
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    I'm really a broom.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I am really Wonder Woman...wanna test me?!?!?

    Yes, answer this riddle: What makes Wonder Woman Wonder?
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Does not being real mean I don't have to pay bills?
    Cus if so I'm a Goddamn leprechaun.
  • Dean513
    Dean513 Posts: 23
    I'm a '57 Chevy
  • thooks0614
    thooks0614 Posts: 68 Member
    *kitten*'s 'bout to get real up in here....


    I think therefore I am.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    I'm really a broom.


    *Trying SO hard to refrain from dirty comments.*
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    I am really Wonder Woman...wanna test me?!?!?

    Yes !
    I'll keep my eyes peeled for your jet.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    I'm really a broom.


    *Trying SO hard to refrain from dirty comments.*

    Well that's no fun! :noway: LOL!:laugh:
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Negative, sir. I am a meat popsicle.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    I'm really a broom.


    *Trying SO hard to refrain from dirty comments.*

    Well that's no fun! :noway: LOL!:laugh:


    I've been called a witch. Does that mean I get to ride you?
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    I'm actually Rainbow Dash from MLP:FIM
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I am an old cartoon character. But I keeps it real
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    I am an old cartoon character. But I keeps it real


    Nigel? Is that you?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    I'm not human...I'm a Fae
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I am an old cartoon character. But I keeps it real


    Nigel? Is that you?
    Blargleharg
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I heard there's a way you can run photos through google images and see if they're fake. That's beyond my realm of technical capability, though. Anyone on here have any stories of MFPers you found out were fake?
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    *neigh*
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I'm a Danimal. *rawr*
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    raises hand
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    *neigh*
    Sara Jessica Parker is that you?!?!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I am actually a large beer can covered in bacon grease who is extremely verbose and capable of somehow tapping keys on a keyboard. I'm no good for drinking because I slip around too much but oh the fun you'll have. Fizz fizz.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm really a nerdy engineer who spends like 18 hrs a day behind a computer.

    But I don't pretend otherwise.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i am actually a cricket. *sobs* i'm a tiny, chirpy cricket. except all the other crickets... the call me a grasshopper... because i'm fat. :sad:
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I'm really a kitty cat.

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