Women!!

stu236
stu236 Posts: 44
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Well as much as I love my beautiful wife there are times that I feel she should be brutally murdered by Ninja Assassin Smurfs.....I can't eat anything as I'm feeling like crap and been throwing up all night and she's cooking a lamb roast for her and the dog!!! Women are vicious evil creatures!!!

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  • IsabellaC45
    IsabellaC45 Posts: 137 Member
    Yes. Yes we are. But you guys seem to love us anyway. :P
  • fishsticks913
    fishsticks913 Posts: 123 Member
    Maybe she will share if you are feeling better later?
  • islandbeauty81
    islandbeauty81 Posts: 133 Member
    Women you can't live with them and there is no such thing as the perfect crime.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yum, lamb. It makes good leftovers.
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    If she comes up missing, I'm showing the authorities this post. ***shakes head...amateur***
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    She loves the dog more than you.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Give her regular bacon, wine and sex.

    and happiness will be yours.
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    You are the one who wanted to marry her. :p
  • CaffeinatedConfectionist
    CaffeinatedConfectionist Posts: 1,046 Member
    Women you can't live with them and there is no such thing as the perfect crime.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    ah you big baby... :)
  • Dreamerlove
    Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
    Duh. J/k... kinda
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Power of the *****!
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    haha yes we are
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    The dog is adorable! I'd make a roast for it too. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I'm happy to come over and help you out with the lamb there Stu!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    girl: "Guys are so silly. Where would you all be without us girls"

    guy: "Still in the garden of Eden you gullible <censored>"
  • cheangela1
    cheangela1 Posts: 12
    Lamb is always better the 2nd day. Just think of the lush sandwich you can have tomorrow :-)
  • shamah84
    shamah84 Posts: 110 Member
    LOL ninja assassin smurfs? Really?? Like the others have said yes we are but I'm sure she'll save you some. That sounds sssooooo good!!!!!! :D
  • syrklc
    syrklc Posts: 172 Member
    Well as much as I love my beautiful wife there are times that I feel she should be brutally murdered by Ninja Assassin Smurfs.....I can't eat anything as I'm feeling like crap and been throwing up all night and she's cooking a lamb roast for her and the dog!!! Women are vicious evil creatures!!!

    maybe leftover's when your feeling better ? lmao feel better soon :wink:
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    man up you big girls blouse
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    How dare she cook food for herself and your pet. How terrible.
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    What? So the dog has to go hungry just because your sick :wink:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    She's not allowed to eat because you're sick?

    Men!!

    We had lamb roast dinner too mmmhmm, deeelish!!
  • Guines9
    Guines9 Posts: 137
    GOT IT! SHE'S A DOG!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Give her regular bacon, wine and sex.

    and happiness will be yours.

    QFT
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
    A man complaining about a woman COOKING? This ain't right.


    Hope you feel better soon! :smile:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'd get a divorce.

    Stick her with the dog.

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