Trouble Logging Bread

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  • erinsueburns
    erinsueburns Posts: 865 Member
    O lord, I wish I could find the post from another bread thread. Basically, the suggestion was to eat dog biscuits instead, because when it makes you chase cars the exercise cancels out the carbs....
  • Sweetsugar0424
    Sweetsugar0424 Posts: 451 Member
    What about the crust on the end pieces??? I love the end pieces!

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    No, that's used to keep my brown sugar moist...ducks are frozen in the winter.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    My mother told me all the vitamin are in the heels.

    My momma said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    What about the crust on the end pieces??? I love the end pieces!

    know-the-different-bread.jpeg

    lol
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    You need to lay all your bread pieces out and measure the thickness.. then figure the average girth of a piece of bread and shave them all off to size and toss any you can not make perfect.

    Seems pretty obvious to me?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Just take out one slice, lick it, then put it back in the bag.

    All the flavor, none of the guilt.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    WTF are you talking about bro? You just throw the irregular pieces in the trash. If it ain't the same size as the other pieces it's going to screw up your diet. Then you'll be in here in a month talking about how you're plateauing wasting everyone's time when you KNOW you're not counting right. Thanks a lot man.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Simple...

    Carbs are evil!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    What about the crust on the end pieces??? I love the end pieces!

    know-the-different-bread.jpeg

    Do I have to start making the duck face in pictures?
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You need to lay all your bread pieces out and measure the thickness.. then figure the average girth of a piece of bread and shave them all off to size and toss any you can not make perfect.

    I tried this and it made me feel inadequate
  • DarthH8
    DarthH8 Posts: 298 Member
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  • hmadrone
    hmadrone Posts: 129 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

    For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

    Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    O lord, I wish I could find the post from another bread thread. Basically, the suggestion was to eat dog biscuits instead, because when it makes you chase cars the exercise cancels out the carbs....

    Oh my god, I NEED to find this post
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Just take out one slice, lick it, then put it back in the bag.

    All the flavor, none of the guilt.

    Sure, just lick it once, that'll go over well.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

    For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

    Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

    You lost me at "anal." :)
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Count them all the same because the calories per slice are the average calories. If you eat slices from the middle one day and then the end the next they will average out.

    I always dig for the middle slices and leave the small ones for my wife & kids

    This. The boy is five, he doesn't care what size bread his PB&J is on.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    What about the crust on the end pieces??? I love the end pieces!

    know-the-different-bread.jpeg

    lol

    Damn. I've been feeding it to the bluejays. Clearly this is the reason for my plateau.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    You need to lay all your bread pieces out and measure the thickness.. then figure the average girth of a piece of bread and shave them all off to size and toss any you can not make perfect.

    I tried this and it made me feel inadequate

    I just wanted to use the word girth today.. I'll admit it.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

    For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

    Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

    Is anal good or bad?
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,274 Member
    Thank you for this thread....cant.stop.laughing. :laugh:
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    A scale. I couldn't get along without it.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

    For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

    Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

    Is anal good or bad?

    You gonna eat that?
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    The pieces in the middle are larger than the pieces toward the ends. How do I account for this?

    didn't i see you in another thread saying how you can eat whatever you want? surprised your worried about the small size difference in slices of bread.

    or maybe it was one of the other countless other faceless upper back pics
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

    For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

    Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

    Is anal good or bad?

    You gonna eat that?

    I could be persuaded
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Count them all the same because the calories per slice are the average calories. If you eat slices from the middle one day and then the end the next they will average out.

    I always dig for the middle slices and leave the small ones for my wife & kids

    This. The boy is five, he doesn't care what size bread his PB&J is on.


    Oh I beg to differ. My 6 year old has his mother's ocd. It is quite entertaining in our house when the bread slices do not match!
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    GOD DAMIT!

    POLICE! I think i've just been trolled lol
  • Retiredmom72
    Retiredmom72 Posts: 538 Member
    Count them all the same because the calories per slice are the average calories. If you eat slices from the middle one day and then the end the next they will average out.

    ^^
    This.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I eat bread by the loaf. So, I am no help to you.
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    Dang it!
    All this time, I've been putting the bread in my MOUTH.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

    For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

    For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

    Dang it!
    All this time, I've been putting the bread in my MOUTH.

    OMG. Is this why I've plateaued?!?!?!

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