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    Trouble Logging Bread

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    • Posts: 865 Member
      O lord, I wish I could find the post from another bread thread. Basically, the suggestion was to eat dog biscuits instead, because when it makes you chase cars the exercise cancels out the carbs....
    • Posts: 451 Member
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      No, that's used to keep my brown sugar moist...ducks are frozen in the winter.
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
      My mother told me all the vitamin are in the heels.

      My momma said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
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      lol
    • Posts: 982 Member
      You need to lay all your bread pieces out and measure the thickness.. then figure the average girth of a piece of bread and shave them all off to size and toss any you can not make perfect.

      Seems pretty obvious to me?
    • Posts: 1,497 Member
      Just take out one slice, lick it, then put it back in the bag.

      All the flavor, none of the guilt.
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
      WTF are you talking about bro? You just throw the irregular pieces in the trash. If it ain't the same size as the other pieces it's going to screw up your diet. Then you'll be in here in a month talking about how you're plateauing wasting everyone's time when you KNOW you're not counting right. Thanks a lot man.

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    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Simple...

      Carbs are evil!
    • Posts: 2,644 Member
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      Do I have to start making the duck face in pictures?
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
      You need to lay all your bread pieces out and measure the thickness.. then figure the average girth of a piece of bread and shave them all off to size and toss any you can not make perfect.

      I tried this and it made me feel inadequate
    • Posts: 298 Member
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    • Posts: 129 Member
      For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

      For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

      For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

      For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

      For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

      Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.
    • Posts: 1,600 Member
      O lord, I wish I could find the post from another bread thread. Basically, the suggestion was to eat dog biscuits instead, because when it makes you chase cars the exercise cancels out the carbs....

      Oh my god, I NEED to find this post
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
      Just take out one slice, lick it, then put it back in the bag.

      All the flavor, none of the guilt.

      Sure, just lick it once, that'll go over well.
    • Posts: 8,083 Member
      For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

      For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

      For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

      For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

      For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

      Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

      You lost me at "anal." :)
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
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      I always dig for the middle slices and leave the small ones for my wife & kids

      This. The boy is five, he doesn't care what size bread his PB&J is on.
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
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      lol

      Damn. I've been feeding it to the bluejays. Clearly this is the reason for my plateau.
    • Posts: 982 Member
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      I tried this and it made me feel inadequate

      I just wanted to use the word girth today.. I'll admit it.
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
      For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

      For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

      For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

      For the it's-too-much-trouble-to-be-that-anal: find a comparable bread somewhere in the food database and use those numbers.

      For those in denial: use your Get Out of Jail Free card and don't log it. How much difference can one little slice make anyway?

      Bonus Get Out of Jail Card: consume your bread with troll. Troll has negative calories, so anything you eat with it doesn't count.

      Is anal good or bad?
    • Posts: 3,477 Member
      Thank you for this thread....cant.stop.laughing. :laugh:
    • Posts: 734 Member
      A scale. I couldn't get along without it.
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
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      Is anal good or bad?

      You gonna eat that?
    • Posts: 3,661 Member
      The pieces in the middle are larger than the pieces toward the ends. How do I account for this?

      didn't i see you in another thread saying how you can eat whatever you want? surprised your worried about the small size difference in slices of bread.

      or maybe it was one of the other countless other faceless upper back pics
    • Posts: 4,710 Member
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      You gonna eat that?

      I could be persuaded
    • Posts: 1,459 Member
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      This. The boy is five, he doesn't care what size bread his PB&J is on.


      Oh I beg to differ. My 6 year old has his mother's ocd. It is quite entertaining in our house when the bread slices do not match!
    • Posts: 3,661 Member
      GOD DAMIT!

      POLICE! I think i've just been trolled lol
    • Posts: 538 Member
      Count them all the same because the calories per slice are the average calories. If you eat slices from the middle one day and then the end the next they will average out.

      ^^
      This.
    • Posts: 2,275 Member
      I eat bread by the loaf. So, I am no help to you.
    • Posts: 772 Member
      For the totally anal: weigh every slice of bread and log that.

      For the moderately anal: weigh every slice for a week or two, average that, and use that number from now on.

      For the somewhat anal: use the information on the bread wrapper.

      Dang it!
      All this time, I've been putting the bread in my MOUTH.
    • Posts: 8,083 Member
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      Dang it!
      All this time, I've been putting the bread in my MOUTH.

      OMG. Is this why I've plateaued?!?!?!
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