A wee little overshare... enter at your own risk.

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  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    That's crappy!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *tears*

    And for some reason I found it hysterical you have a recipe for chcken nuggets directly under that post.

    They're amazing :) Honest *LOL*
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    oh sweet geezus it's a.......
    3ovt09.jpg \m/
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I told you to wear Depends when taking Alli!!!!! :noway:
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Would still date
  • DixiedoesMFP
    DixiedoesMFP Posts: 935 Member
    I haven't seen you around much lately, and then...this! I love you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I haven't seen you around much lately, and then...this! I love you.

    I know! Tax season is keeping me away from proper MFP Play time! I miss my forum fun!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    You should endorse food poisoning as the least expensive way to cleanse!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • mk_hammer
    mk_hammer Posts: 105
    This is freaking hysterical! Sharts are the worst.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    If I ever poo my pants in public, I will not be ashamed. Thank you! lol
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I told you to wear Depends when taking Alli!!!!! :noway:

    OMG...FTW right here, Husky, LOLOLOL!!!!! :laugh:
  • BoxingAli
    BoxingAli Posts: 117 Member
    that is hilarious! my coworkers wondered why i was laughing so hard.....thanks for sharing..
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I can't stop laughing! I'm so sorry. BUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I may or may not have called my wife from the company bathroom many years ago to ask her to deliver clothes (shirt to socks and everything in between) because my body apparently confused standing with sitting.

    :ohwell:
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I cannot stop laughing. Ow, my sides! Stop it!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    You should endorse food poisoning as the least expensive way to cleanse!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    lol
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    OMFG... I lost it at "assplode".... I'm getting weird looks from my coworkers... thanks for making my ****ing day, though I'm truly sorry this happened to you :)
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    The way you told it...Priceless! :laugh:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Because we are a gif loving, image embracing people, did it look something like this? You know...with all the butt puddy dripping down your leg?

    780_1358964500.jpg

    OMG STOP! lmfao!
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    LOL! You're awesome.

    I can relate!! To the food poisoning part. Not the shatting my pants in public part. I made it home in time :laugh:
  • kpierce169
    kpierce169 Posts: 54 Member
    That's truely a "****ty" day if I ever heard of one.:laugh:
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Anyone else experiencing clenching of their sphincter while reading that?
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    Laughing so much. Thank you for sharing this most unfortunate event. I am sorry it happend to you.
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    I am crying right now. Sorry about your experience, but thank you for the laughter. I about lost it when I read "a**plode." I had never heard of that! I'm trying so hard to laugh quietly that I'm afraid I might snort. Or something else.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    Marry me?




    LOL!!!!
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    was in a foul mood all morning....not so much anymore, too busy wiping away tears of laughter to be irritated!!
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    So sorry. Once, during a cleanse I had constant runs and uncontrollable anal leakage. I know it sounds crazy, but I resorted to using feminine hygiene products (inside and out) to stop it! :embarassed:
  • Kris1997
    Kris1997 Posts: 241
    OMG how funny!!! Ain't nobody got time for that ****! ROFLMAO:laugh:
  • lumstead0317
    lumstead0317 Posts: 85 Member
    Thank you for sharing this! It's Wednesday and I think EVERYONE needed to hear a story with a little Assploding...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    It could have been worse.

    4jxa4k.jpg

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