Flirting/Sexting...How??

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  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    A good sexy story involving the conference room table never hurts....


    @ suzieQ...Care to share????
  • happywithme12
    happywithme12 Posts: 477 Member
    I would rather be told anything sexy on the phone or in person. There is nothing sexy about a text message.

    *noted*

    :tongue:

    I don't agree if you have a good imagination and can picture what that person is saying its fabulous
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    you pull it deep out of your soul
    and SAY IT OUT LOUD.
    everyone has dirty in them.
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    It's all in the details. The naughty... sweaty... details.

    ^^This
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    *takes notes*
  • stephendamour
    stephendamour Posts: 161
    it's all in good fun.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    I would rather be told anything sexy on the phone or in person. There is nothing sexy about a text message.

    *noted*

    :tongue:

    I don't agree if you have a good imagination and can picture what that person is saying its fabulous

    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.
  • SassJess81
    SassJess81 Posts: 75 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    Have you tried taking yourself out for dinner or picking up flowers? Sometimes romance is good too.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    I would rather be told anything sexy on the phone or in person. There is nothing sexy about a text message.
    Oh I disagree!

    I disagree as well. There is something just so sexy and erotic seeing the written words and being able to read them over and over... *ahem*

    It's like interactive porn.

    Exactly! :blushing:
  • coyoteo
    coyoteo Posts: 532 Member
    Just go with it. When in doubt talk about things you can do with your tongue.
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    PM me your phone number. :drinker: :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    hmm. Is this some Psyche 101 project?
  • EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Posts: 245
    I just Google'd "How to Flirt" and a bunch of links came up, so you might want to try that. Other than my lifelong friend and fiance, Google is my best friennnddddd.
  • majikmiker
    majikmiker Posts: 291 Member
    How about:

    "Is that a banana in your food diary or are you just glad to see me?"

    or

    "I need to add a little whip cream to my food diary as my late night snack - wink wink nudge nudge"


    Whew, this is harder than I thought........:huh: :bigsmile: :tongue:
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
    Im really bad at flirting via technology and sexting. No advice here. Lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would rather be told anything sexy on the phone or in person. There is nothing sexy about a text message.

    *noted*

    :tongue:

    I don't agree if you have a good imagination and can picture what that person is saying its fabulous

    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.

    Why not have both?
  • OlyOtis
    OlyOtis Posts: 70 Member
    Where do babies come from?
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.

    Why not have both?

    Yup.
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    Attention-seeker is attention-seeking.

    Sez the girl with all the bikini pics on her profile (and one with her kid) Ick!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Not sure how to explain this fully without getting the thread locked down....
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
    aww this is sad!
    think abt something super dirty you secretly want somebody to do to you and then SAY IT to somebody.
    its that easy!

    like "i want you to come over after work and poop on my chest?"
  • tilliesmom9
    tilliesmom9 Posts: 47
    Boob pictures. :) Done.
  • cutchro
    cutchro Posts: 396 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    :smile: :laugh: :happy: :smokin:
  • Cathy7794
    Cathy7794 Posts: 223 Member
    aww this is sad!
    think abt something super dirty you secretly want somebody to do to you and then SAY IT to somebody.
    its that easy!

    like "i want you to come over after work and poop on my chest?"
    OMG Best answer yet! :laugh:
  • cutchro
    cutchro Posts: 396 Member
    Use caution... Once it is out there you cannot pull it back!
  • happywithme12
    happywithme12 Posts: 477 Member
    Where do babies come from?


    Boys come from mars and Girls come from jupiter lol
  • WinCherry
    WinCherry Posts: 30 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    OMG that's too funny.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Don't worry, sexting is just a fad. Just like the internet, cell phones, and oral sex. They will be gone soon enough.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Don't worry, sexting is just a fad. Just like oral sex. They will be gone soon enough.

    wait... .WHAT?!? :noway:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Don't worry, sexting is just a fad. Just like oral sex. They will be gone soon enough.

    wait... .WHAT?!? :noway:

    Please no

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