Flirting/Sexting...How??

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  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Ask my ex-husband. He tries to do it to me all the time.... :huh:

    :indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent: I bet he does :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.
    :drinker:
    OMG this is funny!!! Dude you are AWESOME!
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    wow, I just busted up laughing.
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    I would rather be told anything sexy on the phone or in person. There is nothing sexy about a text message.

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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    OMG that is the funniest thing I've read all day ^5
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    And the funniest post of the day goes to... ^^^ :laugh:
  • KaedonUmberger
    KaedonUmberger Posts: 6 Member
    Ask my ex-husband. He tries to do it to me all the time.... :huh:

    O.O oh honey!
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    Best post ever!
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    Best. Response. EVER> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member

    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.

    You should read 50 Shades of Grey :tongue:
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    Troll, or someone who honestly doesn't "know"...The things that make me wonder. Nevertheless, I would recommend asking the individual who said that to you for an example :tongue:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Even weirder because there is a kid in the profile pic.....

    Curious why that is weird. I can't be funny because I have kids?
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    Troll, or someone who honestly doesn't "know"...The things that make me wonder. Nevertheless, I would recommend asking the individual who said that to you for an example :tongue:

    Not a troll, TYVM, honestly don't know how. I was brought up in a very strict household and those "things" were not discussed ever.

    @ homer - great shirt
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Even weirder because there is a kid in the profile pic.....

    Curious why that is weird. I can't be funny because I have kids?

    Not weird at all. It's weird that they said it's weird.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member

    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.

    You should read 50 Shades of Grey :tongue:

    LMAO that should be the answer to every sex related question ever.... just go read porn novels lol
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.
    HAHA!!!!! lol me to!!!! hehe except without the video games... haha JUST KIDDING no but seriously i never sext in my life...
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member

    Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.

    You should read 50 Shades of Grey :tongue:

    LMAO that should be the answer to every sex related question ever.... just go read porn novels lol

    hahahahaha Its true! And I like to refer to it as an "Alternative Lifestyle" book. Try reading 50 Shades of Grey while sitting next to someone's grandma. Trust me....*kitten* gets awkward. BUT- If you're by yourself....Its a great read! :drinker:
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    Just to clear that up all you sexting bashers that say sexting is only for people who can't say those things in real life...

    WRONG! lol Sexting is like the foreplay BEFORE the foreplay!

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  • LookMaNoHands
    LookMaNoHands Posts: 174 Member
    Sexting is just like any other kind of flirting. You just have to feel out your partner and see what turns them on. For some, a simple message like "hey sexy, I can't wait for you to get home from work....." would do. For others, you probably have to get more graphic.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    just say "hey hotstuff...let's make a baby."

    works every time, or so i've heard.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
    Hey Folks,

    I want to make sure everyone knows our community guidelines related to:

    17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language

    No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.

    Respectfully,
    Olivia
    MFP Community Manager
  • rpapesr
    rpapesr Posts: 49 Member
    All I can say is that you know you are doing it right when the responses don't make sense and then stop for two minutes.

    HA HA, or when the text starts coming in all full of typos cause they are only using one hand :)

    exgraetbbly

    WOW, I am GOOD! LOL

    Yes you were! LOL
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    See now this is an area where I could use some help too. I can always think up creative things to do but when I am asked to say it or text it my mind goes blank :-(
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Ask my ex-husband. He tries to do it to me all the time.... :huh:

    O.O oh honey!

    No joke. He left me for another woman and now that they're done he thinks he can *charm* his way back into my life. NOT HAPPENING!!
  • shape_up4good
    shape_up4good Posts: 333
    It is all about creating anticipation....not too much info, just innuendo and also make it clear to get the freak home!!
  • Luvmyhubby222
    Luvmyhubby222 Posts: 149 Member
    Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.

    Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.

    This made my day. Too funny! Thanks!!:laugh:
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    There is something just so sexy and erotic seeing the written words and being able to read them over and over... *ahem*

    It's like interactive porn.

    ^^^This :blushing:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I rarely text. Never sexted. Hard enough texting with two hands.
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    I have to admit, I've had some rather interesting friend requests from this topic. I wasn't looking to troll. I do appreciate the suggestions. LOL @ RoadDog
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    There are tons of websites to fit those needs too.

    I barely like talking on a phone myself.
    There is something just so sexy and erotic seeing the written words and being able to read them over and over... *ahem*

    It's like interactive porn.

    ^^^This :blushing:

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