My NSV - this is repulsive

Having abstained from anything similar to them for quite some time, I decided I was deserving of a seldom indulged in Oreo brownie. Evidently, my palate has changed greatly, because what used to be heavenly tasted like a dry, barren desert grabbing my tongue in a screaming whirlwind of sadness. I kept thinking I was just making progress towards the awesome part...nope. I had to destroy the plastic like coating it left seated on my tastebuds with a banana and greek yogurt. My stomach is now rebelling against my antics.

I will take this tragedy as a success. A disappointing, fat laden, stomach churning success.