Inappropriate 50 Shades of Grey conversations

sunsnstatheart
sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
I was working with our gym's stretch trainer on Friday, and in the middle of him yanking my feet in the air and jamming his knees into my lower back as part of our normal "fun" routine, he asks me if I've read 50 Shades of Grey. Laughing uncomfortably while on a a human rack is not fun! Apparently, he's had several ladies ask him about the book while he works on them. Something about his stretches apparently remind his clients of the book. Always good stuff in my gym!

Anyone else have any uncomfortable 50 Shades references or weird gym topics?
«1

Replies

  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Well, a girl in my class was asking about the book.
    "she was like everyone is saying it's so great" .. " is it a motivational book"

    i said," what have you hurd about the book?" She was like ,"only that it was good"

    then i proceed to tell her that it's a bdsm book..then explaining to her about bdsm and then i told her that the only thing that that book might be motivating you to do is have sex.

    you should have seen her face!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    My husband thought it was a biography.

    You know, of a man who was older and therefore grey?
  • misspastry
    misspastry Posts: 109 Member
    I love the books, but the last time I checked this was a fitness website.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    I love the books, but the last time I checked this was a fitness website.

    So go to the fitness section.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I love the books, but the last time I checked this was a fitness website.

    Yeah, and this conversation with a trainer at his gym happened where exactly?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    "Did you know 50 Shades of Grey was a good book?"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "Did you know 50 Shades of Grey was a good book?"

    /thread
  • woodsygirl
    woodsygirl Posts: 354 Member
    One of my gym buddies uses a neck exerciser made of chains and leather, I stop and snicker every time he wears it! lol!

    ;)

    It looks like this: http://www.colonialmedical.com/nylon-harbinger-head-harness-P-842.html
  • wigglypeaches
    wigglypeaches Posts: 146 Member
    I had a (female, and typically rather reserved) boss ask me whether I had read it. When I said no, she offered to loan it to me, and giggled.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I love the books, but the last time I checked this was a fitness website.

    I don't love the books. And yes, read my post, then note the subject of this message board.

    You're certainly welcome not to read this thread.
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    One of my gym buddies uses a neck exerciser made of chains and leather, I stop and snicker every time he wears it! lol!

    ;)

    It looks like this: http://www.colonialmedical.com/nylon-harbinger-head-harness-P-842.html

    Its not really a neck exerciser ... but he has to use it as one since his wife found it in the back of the car!! Boom boom
  • MichelleZannone
    MichelleZannone Posts: 121
    hahahahahaha
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    I thank you ...
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    S.........................................t..................f............................u..........

    Why would you tell someone to stfu when it was you who didn't understand that this is for chit chat fun and games?
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    My uptight boss loved these books. If it's someone's idea of a great fantasy I think they must have a really boring sex life.
  • leejusd
    leejusd Posts: 81
    I'm waiting for the movie...
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    My uptight boss loved these books. If it's someone's idea of a great fantasy I think they must have a really boring sex life.

    Giant cotton Haines her Ways are bunching right about now at that suggestion.

    Maybe they're mine.....maybe they aren't.
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    My uptight boss loved these books. If it's someone's idea of a great fantasy I think they must have a really boring sex life.

    Giant cotton Haines her Ways are bunching right about now at that suggestion.

    Maybe they're mine.....maybe they aren't.

    I said c*nt the other day, and I thought she was going to cry. She even stuck her fingers in her ears. Yet she can talk about how Christian dominated Ana in detail...lol
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    My uptight boss loved these books. If it's someone's idea of a great fantasy I think they must have a really boring sex life.

    Giant cotton Haines her Ways are bunching right about now at that suggestion.

    Maybe they're mine.....maybe they aren't.

    I gonna go out on a limb and guess they're not yours.....
  • mslisatm
    mslisatm Posts: 154 Member
    I find any 50 Shades of Gray conversation uncomfortable because I thought they were horrible! I am a librarian and elderly ladies ask me about it all the time....saying they heard aboutit on Oprah or something and want to order them but have no idea what they are about.
  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
    I have a few friends who post things on Facebook about the books...I think it weirds me out because I know their mothers can see it lol. Plus, I really don't need to hear about how badly anybody wants a red room.......
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    If you liked those books, I know at least 15 on top. Of my head that are a 1000 times better.
  • wickedwendy6
    wickedwendy6 Posts: 117 Member
    My uptight boss loved these books. If it's someone's idea of a great fantasy I think they must have a really boring sex life.

    ^^ This!!

    I want to read the story of Christian Grey BEFORE he meets Ana!!!!! Now THAT would be some hot and heavy *kitten*! :tongue: :bigsmile:
  • misspastry
    misspastry Posts: 109 Member
    Because I can and everyone has a right to say what they want. And like I said, I love the books, so I don't know why some of you are being so rude.
  • bunsen_honeydew
    bunsen_honeydew Posts: 230 Member
    My gym has a TRX thingy with straps hanging down, and whenever I'm there I think, I should learn how to do exercises on that thing, and then I could exercise at home. Since I have a suspension point. In my "dungeon".
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    Took my friend about 6 months of pestering me before I read it, and I thought it was entertaining. However, I just saw 50 Shades the Musical!, which is a like an upright citizen's brigade style comedy making fun of the book. Definitely one of the raunchiest, and funniest things that I've ever seen. I am looking forward to the movie, however I have no desire to watch it in a theater with people my parents' age. Just have to wait for the internet...
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    I'm waiting for the movie...

    Bahahaha!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    I'm waiting for the movie...

    this is for me to but please let star younger 20 or 30 people
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    Because I can and everyone has a right to say what they want. And like I said, I love the books, so I don't know why some of you are being so rude.

    you are the one being rude. just dont open the thread if its not to your liking.
  • mooglysmom
    mooglysmom Posts: 319 Member
    Having my son's babysitter go on and on about it on FB...Then the story about a little old lady who told her it was awesome. Just awkward, lol.

    Gotta be honest, I thought they were just OK. Kind of redundant and boring.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories