I have a penis!!!!

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  • awesome! congrats :)
  • Ghette
    Ghette Posts: 350 Member
    Bumping to the top again. Almost 500 views:happy:
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    Perhaps the best part of all of this (from a stance of irony), is the fact that fiancee (who posted on this thread earlier) went home with a headache today. When I got home, I asked her what she wanted me to make her to eat.

    With a straight face, and in all honesty, her reply?


    ......... wait for it.......


    "I am just craving a hot dog"



    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa:bigsmile: :blushing: :devil: :smokin:
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    lol awesome:laugh:
  • Congratulations! That is truly a big deal when you get see past your belly again. My husband just realized that he has feet!!
    Lol, I hope that is what you were talking about!!
  • tndejong
    tndejong Posts: 463
    too funny!!
  • pselders1
    pselders1 Posts: 18 Member
    I'm cracking up right now.
  • lisadoe71
    lisadoe71 Posts: 23 Member
    That is great!! For every 30 pounds lost...you gain an inch!!
  • Haha, good job!
  • Good on you!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    every over weight man wants this nsv just saying i've already been there done that. congratulation
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    I am so happy for you! Congrats!
  • leek1982
    leek1982 Posts: 15 Member
    Too Funny!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TC1728
    TC1728 Posts: 264 Member
    Dude!!! Way to go!! You found your junk!!!
  • dan323
    dan323 Posts: 271 Member
    You have a ****ie Doo.... You belly sticks out more then your ****ie Doo....LOL
  • NRSPAM
    NRSPAM Posts: 961 Member
    This has been the most hilarious post I have read. Congrats and keep it up. lololololo

    ...well, how should we take this... Bahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
  • Cilla001
    Cilla001 Posts: 18 Member
    Awesome!
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    Perhaps the best part of all of this (from a stance of irony), is the fact that fiancee (who posted on this thread earlier) went home with a headache today. When I got home, I asked her what she wanted me to make her to eat.

    With a straight face, and in all honesty, her reply?


    ......... wait for it.......


    "I am just craving a hot dog"



    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa:bigsmile: :blushing: :devil: :smokin:

    Sounds like two victories for you today then, good sir! My congratulations for both.
  • FullOfWin
    FullOfWin Posts: 1,414 Member
    op used to be all like 8D

    but now he is like 8====D
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    LOL..... this has been fun to follow.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    LOL..... this has been fun to follow.

    And really, did you ever think your Johnson would be this popular
  • sndiane
    sndiane Posts: 83 Member
    I was dying. That was too funny. I say part 2 and to research part 1. Congratulations for finding it.
  • janegalt37
    janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
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    Best NSV ever! Congrats! :drinker:
  • I love that this thread is now in part 2. Even more awesomeness.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    It seriously cracked me up!
  • Ghette
    Ghette Posts: 350 Member
    It just keeps getting longer and longer:blushing:
  • treenzdreamz
    treenzdreamz Posts: 301 Member
    I need to go read part 1 now :)
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    It just keeps getting longer and longer:blushing:

    That's what she said...


    Obvious joke but couldn't pass it up lol
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    Ahahahahahaaa! This is the best thread on MFP! Oh and congrats man!!!
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    Only 2 months on the board, actually closer to a little over 1 month.....

    ....I fear that I may have peaked too soon












    Yet another point of disappointment for my poor, poor fiancee
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