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I have a penis!!!!
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awesome! congrats
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Bumping to the top again. Almost 500 views:happy:0
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Perhaps the best part of all of this (from a stance of irony), is the fact that fiancee (who posted on this thread earlier) went home with a headache today. When I got home, I asked her what she wanted me to make her to eat.
With a straight face, and in all honesty, her reply?
......... wait for it.......
"I am just craving a hot dog"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa:bigsmile: :blushing: :devil: :smokin:0 -
lol awesome:laugh:0
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Congratulations! That is truly a big deal when you get see past your belly again. My husband just realized that he has feet!!
Lol, I hope that is what you were talking about!!0 -
too funny!!0
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I'm cracking up right now.0
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That is great!! For every 30 pounds lost...you gain an inch!!0
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Haha, good job!0
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Good on you!0
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every over weight man wants this nsv just saying i've already been there done that. congratulation0
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I am so happy for you! Congrats!0
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Too Funny!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Dude!!! Way to go!! You found your junk!!!0
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You have a ****ie Doo.... You belly sticks out more then your ****ie Doo....LOL0
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This has been the most hilarious post I have read. Congrats and keep it up. lololololo
...well, how should we take this... Bahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:0 -
Awesome!0
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Perhaps the best part of all of this (from a stance of irony), is the fact that fiancee (who posted on this thread earlier) went home with a headache today. When I got home, I asked her what she wanted me to make her to eat.
With a straight face, and in all honesty, her reply?
......... wait for it.......
"I am just craving a hot dog"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa:bigsmile: :blushing: :devil: :smokin:
Sounds like two victories for you today then, good sir! My congratulations for both.0 -
op used to be all like 8D
but now he is like 8====D0 -
LOL..... this has been fun to follow.0
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LOL..... this has been fun to follow.
And really, did you ever think your Johnson would be this popular0 -
I was dying. That was too funny. I say part 2 and to research part 1. Congratulations for finding it.0
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Best NSV ever! Congrats! :drinker:0 -
I love that this thread is now in part 2. Even more awesomeness.0
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It seriously cracked me up!0
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It just keeps getting longer and longer:blushing:0
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I need to go read part 1 now 0
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It just keeps getting longer and longer:blushing:
That's what she said...
Obvious joke but couldn't pass it up lol0 -
Ahahahahahaaa! This is the best thread on MFP! Oh and congrats man!!!0
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Only 2 months on the board, actually closer to a little over 1 month.....
....I fear that I may have peaked too soon
Yet another point of disappointment for my poor, poor fiancee0
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