Loney? Exercise is boring? Quit diet and look here...

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  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 764 Member
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    Funny is sexy. ;-)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Gosh, you're funny.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    No one in your life and overweight? You're a lady who loves eating what she wants knowing rice cakes are for birds and rabbit food is for, well rabbits? Can't do gym today because Oprah is on? Well, don't despair. There are lots of guy (like me ) who will love you just as you are!

    You see , I like big butts and I can not lie
    Sure, there are other brothers who try to deny
    That when a girl walks in with a waist
    And a round thing in our face
    We get sprung (not sure what that means, just figured it fit in the point I'm trying to make)
    Cuz I notice your butt is stuffed
    Deep in the jeans you're wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so .....well, we'll discuss this at another time

    Our social media says you're unhealthy and I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing, but your curves are kickin.
    Take the average man and ask him
    Oh he'll tell you you gotta pack much back

    Just to further illustrate the point , I like'em round and big
    If you're still reading this, I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH

    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

    So, the other night I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knocked knees girls walkin like poles
    Other guys can keep them
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick ladies
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya, mom taught me to never hit a lady.

    Further summation, When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection

    We all have friends, and perhaps your girlfriends roll in a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing. Nothing against you, but
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Especially when Red beans and rice didn't miss her

    Gosh, I could go on and on here, perhaps even quote songs or something cheesy like that ( which I'd never do) .......
    Smile, you are beautiful .... I suppose I'm just trying to say, be comfortable in your own skin.

    LOL! Thank you so much for posting that. Today's off to a rough start, but you've definitely lifted my spirits. :drinker:
  • DAMETRE
    DAMETRE Posts: 24 Member
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    Luv it!!!:flowerforyou:
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
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  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    ha thanks! I needed a little confidence booster :smooched:
  • hon3yd0g
    hon3yd0g Posts: 52 Member
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    legend!:smile:
  • Foodie711711
    Foodie711711 Posts: 137 Member
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    Love it! Thanks for the smile today :-)
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Well that was a sweet sentiment. Nice to see a little breathe of fresh air here.
  • mollylookalike
    mollylookalike Posts: 60 Member
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    Glad you enjoy the humor. My Friends list are subjected to it frequently with my weirdo workouts

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    You make me want to reactivate my Facebook just so we can be friends. :love:
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    We can be friends if you will have me

    I may not be very politically correct, though do refrain from saying hurtful things and promise you will never be bored.

    so what do you say? Friends ? :flowerforyou:
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
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    Man, you are crazy! Thanks for making me smile!
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
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    :heart: :tongue:
  • smilesalot1969
    smilesalot1969 Posts: 392
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    heh!! youre funny.... i like!! :laugh:
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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  • Pet03
    Pet03 Posts: 38 Member
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    Thank you I needed that laugh. I was dancing in my chair while reading. Brings back memories.
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    Thank you I needed that laugh. I was dancing in my chair while reading. Brings back memories.

    Haha Different song but I'm dancing with ya

    Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll
    Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
    Here we go, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll,


    To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now dip baby dip, come on let's dip baby dip baby
    Dip baby just dip, baby dip baby dip
    Just Dip, Cotton Candy sweet and low
    let me see that tootsie roll
  • jesslintch
    jesslintch Posts: 63 Member
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    Today started out great. Now it is FREAKIN' FANTASTIC!!!!
    Thanks.
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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  • wendy378
    wendy378 Posts: 44
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    Love it!!! Just rapped every word in my head as I read this :happy:

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