Loney? Exercise is boring? Quit diet and look here...

runwmeNC
runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
in Motivation and Support
No one in your life and overweight? You're a lady who loves eating what she wants knowing rice cakes are for birds and rabbit food is for, well rabbits? Can't do gym today because Oprah is on? Well, don't despair. There are lots of guy (like me ) who will love you just as you are!

You see , I like big butts and I can not lie
Sure, there are other brothers who try to deny
That when a girl walks in with a waist
And a round thing in our face
We get sprung (not sure what that means, just figured it fit in the point I'm trying to make)
Cuz I notice your butt is stuffed
Deep in the jeans you're wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so .....well, we'll discuss this at another time

Our social media says you're unhealthy and I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing, but your curves are kickin.
Take the average man and ask him
Oh he'll tell you you gotta pack much back

Just to further illustrate the point , I like'em round and big
If you're still reading this, I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH

I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

So, the other night I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked knees girls walkin like poles
Other guys can keep them
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick ladies
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya, mom taught me to never hit a lady.

Further summation, When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection

We all have friends, and perhaps your girlfriends roll in a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing. Nothing against you, but
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Especially when Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Gosh, I could go on and on here, perhaps even quote songs or something cheesy like that ( which I'd never do) .......
Smile, you are beautiful .... I suppose I'm just trying to say, be comfortable in your own skin.
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  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Do you know what?

    I love you! you are amazing hun. :wink:

    I needed that right before bed now I have a smile on my face
  • kristina1709
    kristina1709 Posts: 119 Member
    LOL!! Awesome!
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Glad you enjoy the humor. My Friends list are subjected to it frequently with my weirdo workouts

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  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    such awesomeness there
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    :flowerforyou: Love
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    :flowerforyou: Love

    :blushing:

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    Lose not loose LOL :noway:
  • Rehobobound
    Rehobobound Posts: 143 Member
    Yay! Love your posts, we need some levity during our fitness journey. Gotta Laugh! Have a great day!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Hahaah!! AW man I love this!!!!!!!!!

    You're right, funny stuff in here!!!

    That said, love the message you are sending out!
  • Tracy2750
    Tracy2750 Posts: 15
    Awesome! And I agree - excellent message :)
    Thank you :)
  • losingweightfindingme
    losingweightfindingme Posts: 109 Member
    This. Is. Awesome. Seriously...I love awesome humor!
  • kelfer80
    kelfer80 Posts: 78 Member
    FREAKIN FANTASTIC!!! SIR MIX-ALOT! :laugh:
  • monikalama
    monikalama Posts: 75 Member
    LOL... this made my day :laugh:
  • kali31337
    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
    Hahaha I love this!!
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    The lyrics are wrong, but the sentiment is lovely.
  • EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Posts: 245
    So grateful for my big butt

    ^.^

    Thanks!
  • cdmatlock1
    cdmatlock1 Posts: 21 Member
    LOL.....WOW... COOL!::happy:
  • EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Posts: 245
    LOL Self pleasure on the elliptical...hahaha!! Never thought of that! Creative one, you are. hahahah
  • shak29
    shak29 Posts: 114 Member
    Great post!
  • Amanda13108
    Amanda13108 Posts: 34 Member
    lol
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    Funny is sexy. ;-)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Gosh, you're funny.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    No one in your life and overweight? You're a lady who loves eating what she wants knowing rice cakes are for birds and rabbit food is for, well rabbits? Can't do gym today because Oprah is on? Well, don't despair. There are lots of guy (like me ) who will love you just as you are!

    You see , I like big butts and I can not lie
    Sure, there are other brothers who try to deny
    That when a girl walks in with a waist
    And a round thing in our face
    We get sprung (not sure what that means, just figured it fit in the point I'm trying to make)
    Cuz I notice your butt is stuffed
    Deep in the jeans you're wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so .....well, we'll discuss this at another time

    Our social media says you're unhealthy and I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing, but your curves are kickin.
    Take the average man and ask him
    Oh he'll tell you you gotta pack much back

    Just to further illustrate the point , I like'em round and big
    If you're still reading this, I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH

    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

    So, the other night I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knocked knees girls walkin like poles
    Other guys can keep them
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick ladies
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya, mom taught me to never hit a lady.

    Further summation, When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection

    We all have friends, and perhaps your girlfriends roll in a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing. Nothing against you, but
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Especially when Red beans and rice didn't miss her

    Gosh, I could go on and on here, perhaps even quote songs or something cheesy like that ( which I'd never do) .......
    Smile, you are beautiful .... I suppose I'm just trying to say, be comfortable in your own skin.

    LOL! Thank you so much for posting that. Today's off to a rough start, but you've definitely lifted my spirits. :drinker:
  • DAMETRE
    DAMETRE Posts: 24 Member
    Luv it!!!:flowerforyou:
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
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  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    ha thanks! I needed a little confidence booster :smooched:
  • hon3yd0g
    hon3yd0g Posts: 52 Member
    legend!:smile:
  • Foodie711711
    Foodie711711 Posts: 137 Member
    Love it! Thanks for the smile today :-)
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Well that was a sweet sentiment. Nice to see a little breathe of fresh air here.
  • mollylookalike
    mollylookalike Posts: 60 Member
    Glad you enjoy the humor. My Friends list are subjected to it frequently with my weirdo workouts

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    You make me want to reactivate my Facebook just so we can be friends. :love:

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