This place needs a separate forum...

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  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    So seriously now, if I'm multi-tasking - reading the forums and summarizing a deposition at the same time - did I get to log both activities or just the one with the higher calorie burn?

    You're only allowed to log if you have raspberry ketones in your system while doing them. If you do, then log both. If not, I've heard you might catch AIDS doing all of that without the aforementioned stuff.
  • jimmie65
    jimmie65 Posts: 655 Member

    You're only allowed to log if you have raspberry ketones in your system while doing them. If you do, then log both. If not, I've heard you might catch AIDS doing all of that without the aforementioned stuff.

    Can I get raspberry ketones at GNC?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Offensive.
    Reported.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I'm a 1200 calorie girl, who else is with me? If it works for me, mind your own business.
    Now I'm going to start a thread about it, and I don't want anyone disagreeing with me, and telling me I should eat more.
    I WANT to lose muscle tone, okay????????
  • annagxoxo
    annagxoxo Posts: 6 Member
    Judgmental thread is judgmental...



    But at least when you started coming on the boards for help, you never asked a question that may have already been discussed, or that seemed stupid to somebody who had been on the journey for a while.


    Take it easy fella, you don't have to click on every single thread. Just the ones that interest you.

    Carry on.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Offensive.
    Reported.
    REPORTED FOR REPORTING.
    That was rude.
    MFP is just full of bullies.
  • Serendipityunt
    Serendipityunt Posts: 120 Member
    This was a good laugh! Thanks!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member

    You're only allowed to log if you have raspberry ketones in your system while doing them. If you do, then log both. If not, I've heard you might catch AIDS doing all of that without the aforementioned stuff.

    Can I get raspberry ketones at GNC?

    I think they only sell them online brah. GNC isn't 1337 enough for the ketones.
  • kelcro40
    kelcro40 Posts: 115 Member
    If I strained and pushed for like 20 minutes, can I log pooping? I mean, I broke a sweat!
    Were there repetitions involoved? Did you take your heart rate before and after?
  • peterdt
    peterdt Posts: 820 Member
    MFP will be adding USDA official calories for 1000's of foods soon I heard from an MFP staffer recently . very happy to hear that. lots of wrong stuff here.
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    So, like, I really move around a lot in the bed at night - my husband always complains about it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can I log my sleeping calories becuz of that? <insert duckface picture for avatar>
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
    How about self love....anyone know the calorie burn? I really feel like I'm working it and would like to log that activity.

    Now that one made me laugh.

    I guess it would depend if it was cardio or heavy lifting.

    :laugh: hope my boss doesn't catch me reading this again :laugh:
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    I spend 6 days a week in the gym and lift heavy stuff and eat 2500 calories a day and the pounds are falling off of me at a rate of 2 pounds per month, so all of you should be doing what I am doing or you will lose all your muscles and be skinny fat and bald and gain 100 pounds.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    It's been one week and the scale hasn't gone down. Is my scale broken?
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    It's been one week and the scale hasn't gone down. Is my scale broken?

    Way to go fatass, you broke your scale!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile: :noway:
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    they need to split chit chat and fun and games....all those "____ the person above" above threads should be quarantined to their own forum.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    they need to split chit chat and fun and games....all those "____ the person above" above threads should be quarantined to their own forum.

    There's something else in there?
  • jimmie65
    jimmie65 Posts: 655 Member
    Offensive.
    Reported.

    Offensive? But I showered after working out this morning.
    I'll put more deodorant on next time.
  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
    How do I log cleaning? I washed 3 spoons, wiped the table and dusted a corner. That's what, at least 1000 calories I can eat back?
  • jimmie65
    jimmie65 Posts: 655 Member
    So apologies to anyone who was offended.

    Short answer to "how many calories does xyz burn?" - It depends. How much do you weight? How much muscle do you have? How hard were you working? What did you have for breakfast? How much did you sleep last night? How often have you done xyz before? Did you have to rest or pause? What did you do before xyz? What are you doing after xyz? How much caffeine have you had? Etc.

    "How do I log xyz?" Well, however you feel like logging. But logging it doesn't change how many calories xyz actually burned.

    And I'll stay away from "Do I have to eat back my workout calories?"
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    true.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    How do I log cleaning? I washed 3 spoons, wiped the table and dusted a corner. That's what, at least 1000 calories I can eat back?

    Only if you had five scoops of Jack3d before washing those spoons...in which case, most of the calories burned were used on trying to force your hands to be still enough to wash the spoons properly.
  • blouitr
    blouitr Posts: 19 Member
    Judgmental thread is judgmental...



    But at least when you started coming on the boards for help, you never asked a question that may have already been discussed, or that seemed stupid to somebody who had been on the journey for a while.


    Take it easy fella, you don't have to click on every single thread. Just the ones that interest you.

    Carry on.

    YES!! Thank you for saying this. Enough judging....
  • jimmie65
    jimmie65 Posts: 655 Member
    Oh yeah, we need a separate forum for asking about Planet Fitness.
  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
    I'm doing 30DS, is anyone else doing it beside the 4 other posts on the front page? How many calories did I burn thinking about doing it?
  • jimmie65
    jimmie65 Posts: 655 Member

    6 minutes is average? I need to tell that to my wife next time she complains.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    Are raspberry ketones considered negative calorie items?
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