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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You think it will hurt my legal career if I murder my partner for turning-off the $&(*@$$&# heat to save money???

    It's so cold, I may have to put my pants back on.

    You are so predictable, the picture, the legal plug, now all you need is to spit out a sentence of uncommon words and you will have her in the bag, right? LMFAO
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    Who convinced you that you must do these things? Shouldnt you be out, wreaking havoc for fun on a Saturday?

    Would you believe that these days MFP is my idea of wreaking havoc?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    You are so predictable, the picture, the legal plug, now all you need is to spit out a sentence of uncommon words and you will have her in the bag, right? LMFAO
    Why are you being so invidiously calumnious?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why are you giving me that look again?

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  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    ahhh. Wreaking healthier havoc i see?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Do you know I literally lol'd when I typed "invidiously calumnious?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You are so predictable, the picture, the legal plug, now all you need is to spit out a sentence of uncommon words and you will have her in the bag, right? LMFAO
    Why are you being so invidiously calumnious?
    Wait for it...wait for it! ... ^^ There it is. Did I nail that or what?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Would you like to nail that?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    And fyi.. I wasn't dropping the L word earlier to impress anyone. I was sitting here typing, and once again saw my breath. *kitten*. Ok?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <~~ Can you see my hand? 2 times..
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    ahhh. Wreaking healthier havoc i see?

    Isn't it because I am just boring these day? :P
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    And fyi.. I wasn't dropping the L word earlier to impress anyone. I was sitting here typing, and once again saw my breath. *kitten*. Ok?

    Do you hate how I can read you like a book?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Do you hate how I can read you like a book?
    You do. Hot, right?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Have you ever noticed how a tiny typo can devastatingly change the direction of a forum conversation?

    "I don't like treadmills. I hate feeling like a gerbil."
    vs
    "I don't like treadmills. I hate feeling the gerbil."
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Should this be it's on forum string? I think so.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Like this?
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  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    You know I love you, right?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Shall we hear wedding bells soon?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Wedding bells? What do you think this is? Utah?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Would you believe my next question was if you were moving to Utah?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You know I love you, right?

    Are you talking to the mirror again?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Yeah. Multiple wives. Awesome.

    Tell me, how many times in one day could a guy hear the question, "Why do you always leave the seat up???" before he went postal and killed everyone?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you always leave the seat up?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you realize I am the only girl in a house of dudes, and I gave up that battle a long time ago?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Have you not seen the YouTube video? I pee in the sink.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Yeah. Multiple wives. Awesome.

    Tell me, how many times in one day could a guy hear the question, "Why do you always leave the seat up???" before he went postal and killed everyone?

    Doesn't the logic of ''Can't you put it down?'' work?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Do you realize I am the only girl in a house of dudes, and I gave up that battle a long time ago?
    Wait..what? You're a girl? Pics, or it didn't happen.

    See what I did there?

    Boom.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you check your inbox? :wink:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442 Member
    Yes? WTF? Gah.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is this where I say "made you look"? :tongue:
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