Devastating Forum Typos

Wolf_
Wolf_ Posts: 442
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Not unlike "auto-correct" on smartphones, typos on the MFP forums can send a string topic flying wildly off-course.

And it's almost always funny to me...

Examples:

"I don't like treadmills. I hate feeling like a gerbil."
vs
"I don't like treadmills. I hate feeling the gerbil."

"Do you clean out your bowls after every meal?"
vs
"Do you clean out your bowels after every meal?"

Discuss....
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  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Not directly relevant, but just too damn funny to pass-up...

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  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I think their both great examples of typos. This world would be a better place, if people new how to use there words properly!!!
    Makes me mad just thinking about it!
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    I'm always cocking in late for work
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Like when you congratulated Kat on her Morning runs?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Their nuts.. vs... They're nuts.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    :laugh:

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  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    FAIL!!!!!!

    Stupid picture didn't work!
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Hahaha... "Fresh Crap."
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Autocorrect got me on New Years Eve when I sent a message that I was bringing Ritz ( the crackers), and instead told my brother that I was bringing tits.

    Poor guy was so disappointed.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Autocorrect got me on New Years Eve when I sent a message that I was bringing Ritz ( the crackers), and instead told my brother that I was bringing tits.

    Poor guy was so disappointed.

    BEST ONE YET!! Lol
  • kimberlyshian
    kimberlyshian Posts: 24
    I just hate seeing people go threw tough times too. ;)
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Autocorrect got me on New Years Eve when I sent a message that I was bringing Ritz ( the crackers), and instead told my brother that I was bringing tits.

    Poor guy was so disappointed.
    Tits crackers with cheese... would arguably be the greatest thing since sliced head.
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    Well, which is worse? A person that sucks at spelling or a person that speaks worse then, there spelling? :)
  • juncture
    juncture Posts: 129 Member
    I think their both great examples of typos. This world would be a better place, if people new how to use there words properly!!!
    Makes me mad just thinking about it!

    I'm not sure if the errors in this were meant to be ironic...
  • JBG1987
    JBG1987 Posts: 71
    Or

    "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
    vs
    "I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on"
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I think their both great examples of typos. This world would be a better place, if people new how to use there words properly!!!
    Makes me mad just thinking about it!

    I'm not sure if the errors in this were meant to be ironic...


    LOL!!!!!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Autocorrect also changed "itty bitty" to "orgy birth." :noway:
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    I had to loose my virginity.

    I had to lose my virginity.
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Or

    "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
    vs
    "I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on"
    True story.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    I had to loose my virginity.

    I had to lose my virginity.
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    LOL David you stole mine hahahahaha well the word anyway hahahahahaha
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    I don't like going out in pubic.

    Who does, really?
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    Don't directly relevant, but just too damn funny to pass-up...

    Not sure I understand "Don`t directly relevant`

    is it a deliberate mistake?

    Should it be

    "Isn`t directly relevant"

    :tongue:
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    What a great thread for the grammar police!
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Don't directly relevant, but just too damn funny to pass-up...

    Not sure I understand "Don`t directly relevant`

    is it a deliberate mistake?

    Should it be

    "Isn`t directly relevant"

    :tongue:
    Yeah... no idea where that brain-fart came from... it was supposed to be "not directly..."
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    Don't directly relevant, but just too damn funny to pass-up...

    Not sure I understand "Don`t directly relevant`

    is it a deliberate mistake?

    Should it be

    "Isn`t directly relevant"

    :tongue:
    Yeah... no idea where that brain-fart came from... it was supposed to be "not directly..."

    Wolf maybe you are just getting down and hanging to much with the foxes :laugh:
    edited to say too much and not to much...dang these typos are a b*tch lol
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    I think their both great examples of typos. This world would be a better place, if people new how to use there words properly!!!
    Makes me mad just thinking about it!
    Win :)
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
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    I had that auto-correct JUST YESTERDAY!
  • ChelseaYepThatsMe
    ChelseaYepThatsMe Posts: 457
    well, saw a post on fbook of someone selling a shelf and the quoted picture said "Hanging Self, best offer"
    lol thats one hell of a typo

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