Forgive me

rsjohnb
rsjohnb Posts: 215 Member
in Chit-Chat
'Forgive me father for I have sinned'

This weekend even tho I have been logging my daily calories and trying to get my fat *kitten* out and about on friday night I attended the devils parlour.

Once there I partook of ale in copious amount and indulged it the burger and in the fries. This only led to more ale and then after the pub a kebab of questionable meat covered with cheese and with fries.

With the devil in my ear, the rest of the weekend turned into a hedonistic affair which has only now on Sunday night returned me to normal (how many calories in a rice cake) self

Monday tomorrow lets try this again from the start.

Can I get an AMEN!!

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  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    Questionable meat kebabs are the best kind :P
  • Gin66
    Gin66 Posts: 47 Member
    Ha ha ha.................Time for a work out. Don't be to hard on yourself, everyone need some sin now and again, otherwise life is boring
  • LazyDaise
    LazyDaise Posts: 48 Member
    I forgive you child. Save the rice cakes for communion though!
  • BigG1978
    BigG1978 Posts: 54 Member
    Here's your Amen fella!

    Now that confession is over, back to it pal (and not the drinking lol)

    :drinker:
  • rsjohnb
    rsjohnb Posts: 215 Member
    Aaa salvation on with another week.

    Here's to ryvita and low fat yogurts!!
  • Malaika946
    Malaika946 Posts: 107 Member
    For all have sinned and fall short... Amen!
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    Say 59 hell Marys.
    And ring around the rosie!
  • runningfataway
    runningfataway Posts: 262
    Amen. I forgive you.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    (I'm not a priest but I play one on these boards)

    In order to cleanse your wicked soul...... you must drink the eau de vie, the aqua vit, the water of life until the spirit of the spirit unencumbers you pitiful mind from consciousness. Then, and only then, shall you be healed!
  • horses7777
    horses7777 Posts: 165
    For your penance, do fifty laps and eat only rice cakes for three days. Now, go forth and sin no more (until next weekend!) :laugh:
  • mich000
    mich000 Posts: 34 Member
    AMEN!!!

    Now we have 6 days (well, only 4 already) to punish us for our sins with cruel work-outs... hahahaha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    We all have sinned brother. Come back to the flock without shame and in earnest pride that you are truly sorry for your sins...until next time.

    Amen.

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