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MelodyinGa
MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
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okay...been listening to the "Man in Black" today. What is the CrAzIeSt thing you've done to get a LOVE interest to notice you and did it work?
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  • DrBentonQuest
    DrBentonQuest Posts: 151
    'Hi, I'm [my name].'

    The classics always work and I have a 100% success rate.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I want to answer this soo bad.
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    @ Dr....wow....that's...uh...original...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Nothing. They come to me.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Nothing. They come to me.

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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Have to go back to 3rd grade for this one. Trying to get a 5th grade girl I had a crush on to notice me; at recess I decided I would show off my skills on the monkey bars in front of her. So I leaned way back, took a big swing to skip as many bars as possible and... hit my head on one of the monkey bars, knocked myself out, fell on my arm, and broke both bones in my right arm. She noticed me alright, she was the one who screamed, "oh my god, look at his arm" when I came to and stood up.
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    Bless your heart! lol....
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.
    "swoon"
    Oh wow, it works.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    Manwhore :laugh:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    Slut:laugh:

    Why thank you, fair maiden.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    I have didelceibo distract them while I roofie their drink
  • demorelli
    demorelli Posts: 508 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    That doesn't sound like getting a "love interest" to notice you. It sounds more like getting the girl sitting alone at the bar to notice you, so a lust interest at best.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    Slut:laugh:

    Why thank you, fair maiden.


    You're welcome :bigsmile:
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    That doesn't sound like getting a "love interest" to notice you. It sounds more like getting the girl sitting alone at the bar to notice you, so a lust interest at best.
    Aw...you're so cute.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    Manwhore :laugh:
  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
    What Adini said.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Show them my junk. Pity works wonders.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    Manwhore :laugh:

    Much better.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    20 pcs chicken nugget meal dude

    not doing it wrong
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    20 pcs chicken nugget meal dude

    not doing it wrong

    Commercials don't lie.
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    I love a man with a big ego!! :sick:
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Mislead by a topic title...
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    I love a man with a big ego!! :sick:

    Yep if you take the ego too far you will be sick.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Usually goes down like:

    Me: Hello. ( maybe even a smile if I really want them to swoon.)

    eleventy billion % success rate.

    I love a man with a big ego!! :sick:

    Yep if you take the ego too far you will be sick.


    Heh.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    I get all dressed up in jeans and a T-shirt and take them somewhere fancy like McDonald's
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    okay...been listening to the "Man in Black" today. What is the CrAzIeSt thing you've done to get a LOVE interest to notice you and did it work?

    Proper capitalization usually has them dropping their boxers for me.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    The craziest thing?

    They dropped an eraser and I jumped up from four seats behind him to get it for him, sweaty palms, stupid grin and all.
    He thanked me. It was awesome.

    That was probably in 6th grade. And then my libido screamed an aweful terrible death for the next...ten years, give or take.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I crawled in through an open window into his economics class in the 9th grade. It took everything I had in me to say two words to him because I was extremely awkward and shy.

    Those words?

    "Your mustache looks like Hitler's."

    He shaved it.
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
    Have to go back to 3rd grade for this one. Trying to get a 5th grade girl I had a crush on to notice me; at recess I decided I would show off my skills on the monkey bars in front of her. So I leaned way back, took a big swing to skip as many bars as possible and... hit my head on one of the monkey bars, knocked myself out, fell on my arm, and broke both bones in my right arm. She noticed me alright, she was the one who screamed, "oh my god, look at his arm" when I came to and stood up.


    classic...

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