Write a limerick about the above poster.

wellbert
wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
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If you don't recall.


F'example:

There once was a man who was tall
But steady, and rarely did fall
But one day he got fat
and said f***k all of that,
And now he's here with you all

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  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    He wanted to bulk 'cause it's b*tchin'
    Ate whatever he liked from the kitchen,
    'Till a cute little pug
    Said what's up with that fug?
    And now he'll only eat chicken.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    She bent over backwards like that,
    In order to look for her cat,
    She touched her toes,
    Whilst reciting some prose,
    And found her cat sitting on the mat.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,049 Member
    The girl above me is named Bucky
    Played lotto and hoped to be lucky
    When the numbers were shown
    She then let out a moan
    Cause her ticket turned out to be sucky

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  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    The girl above me is named Bucky
    Played lotto and hoped to be lucky
    When the numbers were shown
    She then let out a moan
    Cause her ticket turned out to be sucky

    Brilliant! I love it!

    There was once a guy named Buff
    Who liked to hoard lots of stuff
    He chilled out at home
    With his long necked comb
    And proceeded to pick out his naval fluff
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Bucky's making a change in her life.
    Cutting off excess weight like a knife.
    Soon she'll be batting her eyes
    At super hot guys
    And then will become a wife!
  • FrankenBeanz
    FrankenBeanz Posts: 176 Member
    Runner doesn't like pants,
    He enjoys to sing and dance,
    With the wind in his hair
    His bits get fresh air,
    he's naked given half a chance.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    When Her mom dropped 3 stone
    It hit her like a cyclone
    She has never been slim she says
    But would chase after her daughter always
    knowing one day she will be all muscle and tone
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  • Simplicity
    Simplicity Posts: 383 Member
    A lady from Iowa State
    Had once lost a whole bunch of weight
    But January scales
    Left her feeling quite pale
    And to be slim she hopes is her fate
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Simplicity likes his plants.
    Even though his friends throw rants.
    "Protein from a bean
    Keeps me this lean"
    Is often what he chants.
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    SeaRunner wont give me a clue
    His profile's closed - what can I do?
    He stands by a fossil
    And hopes that his boss'll
    Give him the raise that he's due!
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  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    bynsky is really quite witty
    her pic has two little fishies
    she's losing weight
    laying off cake
    One day she'll be itty bitty
  • GG70
    GG70 Posts: 232 Member
    Weightedfoots is a shy young gal
    Who lives for myfitness pal
    She loves her photo
    Trying to get back her mojo
    While watching her workouts and cals.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Outgoing and strong, she smiles.
    For she is confident in her styles.
    She leans back to laugh,
    which is only the half,
    of her feminine charm and guiles.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    SeaRunners lookin' for bones
    Beneath all the rocks and stones
    He's lifting up things
    until his hands sting
    and givin' up butter and scones
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    He stand tall and is proud
    reading the limericks he writes outloud
    The weight he's lost is amazing
    For now there will be no more hazing
    He's so happy you'd think he lived on a cloud!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Blazing with feet set on fire,
    The pack stand aside with admire.
    His change is complete
    And without conceit
    He has reached the goals he aspires.
  • GG70
    GG70 Posts: 232 Member
    SeaRunner has much talent
    leads me to believe he is valiant
    He is confident, stands tall
    Need help? Says "No problem at all" ( shrugs ..haha)
    Here is he, true and gallant

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